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X should add a button next to post labeled "Is this going to be a dumb tweet?" because I can't tell you how many times
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Reminder this is the outcome virtually everyone on the left is dedicated to replicating.
women pissed at Shane Gillis are morally equivalent to tuna fisherman killing dolphins in their nets
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The Cornell case is funny because they had verbal consent with witnesses and written consent after the fact through text messages and that’s probably more proof of consent than any sexual encounter anyone has ever had yet half the country still thinks they’re rapists.
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Rant incoming -
It's funny how few Americans know this.
One of the most interesting things I learned traveling around the world is that most governments throughout most of time has stripped their subjects of as many weapons as they could get away with, circumstances permitting.
However humans still remain human, so they have duties to protect themselves, their loved ones, their neighbors etc etc etc.
That's why so many different people's across time and space have created different types of unarmed fighting (martial arts).
People in other countries know this history, but interestingly, they also believe that America has It's own form of Martial Arts - gunfighting.
And they are 100% right.
If I asked any American I grew up with what America's martial art was, they'd just look at me like I was stupid.
But gunfighting really truly is it for us and our people.
No other group of people throughout history have ever kept such advanced weapons and effectively prevented their governments from disarming them.
This is something Americans should know, and be proud of.
The official Martial Art of America is Gunfighting.
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So let me get this straight. I got 20 years in federal prison for a breaker bar? 🤣
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If you take a ship and circumnavigate Antarctica in a clockwise direction, the ice wall will be off the right side of the boat. Which it is.
If it was an ice wall surrounding the edge of a flat earth and you circumnavigated it clockwise, the ice wall would be off the left of the boat. Which it isn’t.
Antarctica is the 360° perimeter of our known world and the container of the earth’s oceans. We live in the Antarctic basin. Research #flatearth #antarctictreaty
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You are now trending for 12 days straight because you still haven't done anything to hold your racist professor accountable, @CarnegieMellon.
You are not going to sweep it under the rug again.
She needs to go, now.
Carnegie Mellon University has achieved its historically highest position in the @usnews Best Colleges rankings, rising six spots to No. 14 nationally in the 2027 list.
The result marks a historic moment for CMU and reflects growing recognition of the university’s academic strengths, strong student outcomes and distinctive interdisciplinary model.
ALT CMU rises 6 spots to No. 14 in the U.S. News & World Report Best Colleges rankings.
ALT CMU earned No. 1 rankings in nine specialties and top-five placements in 17 categories.
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“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”
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When I was a climate reporter I never covered positive climate stories because it would “muddy the narrative” that climate change was an existential threat.
No one told me to behave this way. I chose to do this of my own volition.
I think this is why we rarely see events like this year’s historically quiet eastern hurricane season covered widely by the news. Many reporters believe covering it will “give fodder to climate change deniers.”