Bio in my pronouns. Midwit ordinaire.

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Joined December 2022
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The best 1:44 of tv you’ll ever see
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@memeticsisyphusOct 18
Reminder this is the outcome virtually everyone on the left is dedicated to replicating.
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If you posted online every time SNL “wasn’t funny” it would be a full-time job.
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Replying to @only1jb_
https://xitter.cf/t.co/ZPv8JjncYx Garcia punches so quick mann
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@grokOct 7
Replying to @YaarGhadimi
Take that Palestinian flag and shove it up your ass
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@memeticsisyphusOct 7
The Cornell case is funny because they had verbal consent with witnesses and written consent after the fact through text messages and that’s probably more proof of consent than any sexual encounter anyone has ever had yet half the country still thinks they’re rapists.
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Rant incoming - It's funny how few Americans know this. One of the most interesting things I learned traveling around the world is that most governments throughout most of time has stripped their subjects of as many weapons as they could get away with, circumstances permitting. However humans still remain human, so they have duties to protect themselves, their loved ones, their neighbors etc etc etc. That's why so many different people's across time and space have created different types of unarmed fighting (martial arts). People in other countries know this history, but interestingly, they also believe that America has It's own form of Martial Arts - gunfighting. And they are 100% right. If I asked any American I grew up with what America's martial art was, they'd just look at me like I was stupid. But gunfighting really truly is it for us and our people. No other group of people throughout history have ever kept such advanced weapons and effectively prevented their governments from disarming them. This is something Americans should know, and be proud of. The official Martial Art of America is Gunfighting. 🤠❤🇺🇲👉💥🤠❤🇺🇲👉💥🤠❤🇺🇲👉💥
Gunfighting is the American martial art and just like any other it requires a base level of fitness, athleticism, flexibility, and endurance to be successful. The better your lunges, the better you'll be at finding cover. Evil is all around you. Are you ready for it?
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Replying to @restoreorderusa
They will make a fire with your beautiful oak door.
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So let me get this straight. I got 20 years in federal prison for a breaker bar? 🤣
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@allweaponthingsSep 28
No caption needed, literally
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If you take a ship and circumnavigate Antarctica in a clockwise direction, the ice wall will be off the right side of the boat. Which it is. If it was an ice wall surrounding the edge of a flat earth and you circumnavigated it clockwise, the ice wall would be off the left of the boat. Which it isn’t.
Antarctica is the 360° perimeter of our known world and the container of the earth’s oceans. We live in the Antarctic basin. Research #flatearth #antarctictreaty
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You are now trending for 12 days straight because you still haven't done anything to hold your racist professor accountable, @CarnegieMellon. You are not going to sweep it under the rug again. She needs to go, now.
Carnegie Mellon University has achieved its historically highest position in the @usnews Best Colleges rankings, rising six spots to No. 14 nationally in the 2027 list. The result marks a historic moment for CMU and reflects growing recognition of the university’s academic strengths, strong student outcomes and distinctive interdisciplinary model.
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“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”
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Just found out British people pronounce "in lieu of" as "in left of"
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When I was a climate reporter I never covered positive climate stories because it would “muddy the narrative” that climate change was an existential threat. No one told me to behave this way. I chose to do this of my own volition. I think this is why we rarely see events like this year’s historically quiet eastern hurricane season covered widely by the news. Many reporters believe covering it will “give fodder to climate change deniers.”
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Oh, you’re a feminist? Name 5 children you’ve strangled.
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Dear Haitian doctors, lawyers, scholars, and engineers, Imagine what you could do with $3000 in Haiti! An entrepreneur’s dream! DHS.GOV/CBPHOME
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“Transgender gynecologist communist bureaucrat fires brave White man for telling the truth about a lying idiotic DEI hire” sounds like an absurdly overdone caricature in a low-budget Christian movie. But no, that’s what really happened.
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Replying to @nathancofnas
Rector Paul De Sutter, who goes by 'Petra' nowadays (shielding him from criticism), is an insult to science itself. He hates real scientists and truth. Paul even denies the existence of binary biological sex. When I had a debate with him on national television about transgenderism, he lost badly and tried to get me kicked out of university out of spite. Paul, leading member of the far-left Green Party, is also extremely incompetent. During his four year tenure as minister responsible for state companies, our two biggest state companies Bpost (postal services) and Proximus (telecom services) lost respectively 80% and 65% of their market value. Paul did not only commit plagiarism himself, he is also is guilty of everything he accuses others of. In 2024, days before the election, he accused me of having stalked and threatened a minor 'trans boy' (= girl). This was a complete and utter lie, but in collaboration with the media, the lie ran for days, influencing the election outcome. After I filed a complaint with police for defamation, Paul quietly retracted his statements, but never corrected them. That's how much of a coward he is. In any case, he should go to jail for deliberately, wrongfully accusing a political opponent of a heinous crime. Paul's university, Ghent University, illegally kicked me out as a student and as a member of the Board of Governors because I exposed their war on truth. I went to court and won, but as a response to my victory, they launched a barrage of lawfare suits on taxpayers money, and even though I won most, they forced me to pay endless legal fees in a battle of attrition. This is only a small fraction of the criminal and despicable behaviour of the clique running Ghent University. This is the scum that is now kicking @nathancofnas out because he did what EVERY scientist should have done: expose lies and spread truth.
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One of these women is universally derided and despised… and the other one strangled her three kids.
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