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Gretchen

@talbetchy

I don’t think my father, THE inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.....

 Bimbo Summit, USA
Joined January 2011
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I feel like I have to make a thread of all the deranged license plates I’ve been seeing during my short stents in the wild
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Watching The Gilded Age on Sunday nights really makes your forget about the modern era until you wake up Monday morning and face the harsh reality of the Microsoft Authenticator spiral
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This is Waldorf and Statler for gay people
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DUTCHESS@CAVALLIDOLLLNov 8
paris’s evil ass pooched
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harv@kharve_Nov 3
75 year old lady working the polls told me I had a good ID photo
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Octavio@octaviodigianniNov 1
This is fucking insane she won Halloween
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@21metgalaNov 1
Laura Abla attends Heidi Klum's 25th Annual Halloween Party.
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Britney Spears has a discography so fucking fierce like there's reason why we all keep reheating her delicious nachos. I fucking love her omg like there will never ever be another Britney
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Sauce@ExtraSauce_Oct 30
I don't want to see a celebrity dressed as another celebrity. I want this dumb shit.
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@PopCraveOct 30
Alex Consani as a Thumb-Thumb from ‘Spy Kids’ for Halloween.
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Babe that was the second coming of jesus christ
britneyslore ✰ (@britneyslore) profile picturebritneyslore ✰@britneysloreOct 28
this was supposed to be her Ain’t In LA
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we used to get our periods at the same time
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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@missmaynOct 24
WRONG. they dressed like this.
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title fighter (@shed011) profile picturetitle fighter@shed011Oct 23
I just know this is how the meanest bitches in 2005 were pulling up
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M@meloslingOct 19
Doing bullshit for the last hour in the office
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Feeling like I can do anything lately despite the odds
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Sam@Samhive01Oct 17
MANIPULAHSHONN
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z (@kelelastan3000) profile picturez@kelelastan3000Oct 13
what do y’all’s voices sound like 🤨
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Lisa & Meredith singing “Hypocrisy & Bullshit” in the cockpit on the plane back from San Francisco 💀 #RHOSLC
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I have to rewatch desperate housewives or they’re going to kill my entire family
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Oink Sampler@wijodoOct 13
the faggiest shriek I let out… the entire office stopped in it’s tracks
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@FilmUpdatesOct 13
Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke, and Andrew Rannells announce a 5-episode ‘GIRLS’ revival. Filming begins in 2027.
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KM Lover@LoverKM90Oct 10
Me watching any video circulated by the government.
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