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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
“Hi, the shit wording in your law means technically even kissing is illegal and can get you put on the registry”
‘A court can deal with that when you get arrested lol’
These people are running the country btw
That is exactly what should be left to courts and experts to prove. All legislation requires interpretation alongside the facts of the case and the intention of the law. This is designed to ensure that harmful practices are discouraged.
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It is the responsibility of elected MPs to make clear, precise laws, not pass vague legislation and leave judges to fill in the gaps while people's lives, liberty and futures hang in the balance.
parliament.uk/about/how/role/
supremecourt.uk/cases/judgment…
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
everybody wanna industrialize but don’t nobody wanna make no cheap ass parts
i've discovered an interesting effect of training ai on ugc.
teaching humans to understand the difference between an informational ssrf report and one that shows actual impact is an unsolved problem.
therefore the machines don't know. they think the forged request is the impact too.
i'm looking at you, daybreak.
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
Government regulated Guy Fawkes Night.
Understandable, I suppose...
If you're celebrating Bonfire Night, fireworks must end by midnight 🎆
gov.uk/fireworks-the-law
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
"Maybe kissing is illegal now under my new law, guess we'll have to arrest you and throw you in front of a judge to find out"
Inhumanly revelling in the vagueness that might make every single picture of two people kissing in the UK illegal. Jess Asato is not fit to be an MP.
That is exactly what should be left to courts and experts to prove. All legislation requires interpretation alongside the facts of the case and the intention of the law. This is designed to ensure that harmful practices are discouraged.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It is the responsibility of elected MPs to make clear, precise laws, not pass vague legislation and leave judges to fill in the gaps while people's lives, liberty and futures hang in the balance.
parliament.uk/about/how/role/
supremecourt.uk/cases/judgment…
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
It should never be “for the defendant to prove” anything, ever.
The burden of proof is on the prosecution. Anything else is not justice.
Hi there, as the person who introduced the amendments which led to this ban, I can tell you that the law already bans non-fatal strangulation and attempted suffocation. Consent can be a defence in situations where there is not serious harm but is for the defendant to prove.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
In the UK, defendants in a case are innocent till proven guilty. Therefore, is it not for the defendant to prove their innocence but rather the prosecution to prove the defendants guilt.
google.com/url?opi=899784…
i deleted a bunch of crap infrastructure and bullshit system prompts, expecting it to cause deadlocking problems, and my agents have invented something they're calling a 'transfer mutation lock' and just got on with it.
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
Like no matter how you feel about certain types of porn, can we all agree that this is a line we shouldn’t have crossed.
Policing what consenting adults do in private is wrong; even if it makes you feel more comfortable
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
By the way these are the models they tested 💀
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