pro-life, pro-biotic, pro-state | Vermonter rōnin | 🇻🇦

Joined October 2014
Christ is Lord
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His movie flopped so hard that when a movie theater’s ceiling collapsed during a screening, it didn’t hit anyone.
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For every lib position there's an "even George Floyd?" killer question that utterly wrecks them
They’re all like this.
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To truly understand modern French politics, you have to remember the country bans paternity tests because they make women sad
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Japanese: *conduct new experiments* Cancer cells:
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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55 220 is inevitable
Both Parties’ Internal Polling Shows Republicans Closing in on Midwest Races; Democrats Scale Back Midterm Hopes — Politico
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I agree but instead of doing mushrooms they all get to beat the fuck out of Joe Rogan.
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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2028 election prediction
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don't cry because it happened, smile because it’s over
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This is the new rumored map
I heard in the next Kaiserreich update they are removing the German victory in WW1 cause that was too unrealistic
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Congrats on joining the dev team sir
What if Kaiserreich was less cringe. No syndicalism.
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It always tickles me pink how hard the communists cope and seethe and cry about how actually the space race was all about who could have a female astronaut tie the first Bowie knot in space first rather than, oh, every other metric where the us crushed the Soviets
Me when I’m losing the space race
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Beast mode tbh
لحظه عبور جنگنده‌های اسرائیلی از بالای مراسم تشییع حسن نصرالله در بیروت. 🇱🇧 ⚔️ 🇮🇱
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Hey! That’s the m-WAIT
Black population share by U.S. county.
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Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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Elon understands something that Jeremy Boreing and many others on the Right did not. You don’t win by establishing parallel institutions; you win by conquering theirs.
Elon Musk reportedly invests $1 billion in the parent company of CNN and CBS News, gaining an ownership stake in both networks.
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Doug Walker is a fascinating critic becuase his reviews of live action stuff is hit or miss but you put him in front of an animated film and he just hits homeruns
Love this part of the nostalgia critic's take on these movies
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Me when I’m losing the space race
“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986
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Type of shi I draw right after causing the largest ecological nuclear disaster in history and try to hide it
“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986
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1. Having kids is not as easy as you may think 2. Kids in the abstract sound way worse than they are when it’s your own flesh and blood running around
So if sex is an undeniable good and necessity in marriage, but contraception is a sin, then if you don’t want unlimited kids are you just screwed?
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