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His movie flopped so hard that when a movie theater’s ceiling collapsed during a screening, it didn’t hit anyone.
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For every lib position there's an "even George Floyd?" killer question that utterly wrecks them
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To truly understand modern French politics, you have to remember the country bans paternity tests because they make women sad
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
It always tickles me pink how hard the communists cope and seethe and cry about how actually the space race was all about who could have a female astronaut tie the first Bowie knot in space first rather than, oh, every other metric where the us crushed the Soviets
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Elon understands something that Jeremy Boreing and many others on the Right did not. You don’t win by establishing parallel institutions; you win by conquering theirs.
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Doug Walker is a fascinating critic becuase his reviews of live action stuff is hit or miss but you put him in front of an animated film and he just hits homeruns
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Type of shi I draw right after causing the largest ecological nuclear disaster in history and try to hide it













































