20 he/him | brown boy | 5'11 | aspiring writer | Canadian | priv @200couches_ | theatre enjoyer | University of Saskatchewan English Literature

Canada
Joined August 2016
I’ve decided to become sophisticated
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I think I’m going to bomb my macro Econ midterm can you guys wish me luck Please
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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"is pinkerton emo?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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Is Lula god?
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Sometimes I feel like the only person on Earth who likes the Weezer Green Album
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Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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imagine if a blue state republican had an ad saying ‘I’m the gay rights candidate. that’s me, the lgbt rights candidate. I PROMISE to vote for gay marriage & trans rights’. would people who care strongly about that issue then vote for the republican? that’s how stupid this looks
#IowaSenate AdImpact: Josh Turek releases new ad in which he opposes trans women competing in women’s sports “No Iowan should face discrimination. As a Paralympian, I also know it's important to have rules.” “It's why I oppose males competing in female sports ... I'm against taxpayers paying for sex changes, too.”
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#KansasSenate Adam Hamilton on transgender rights: “I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself.” “I’m gonna love the trans person as well as the straight person, male or female. We have to do better than picking on small groups. What’s happened is we’ve turned a group of people into a campaign issue because it polls well.”
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I wish Vanessa Bayer was in more stuff
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I like him but seriously what dirt that Kenan Thompson have on Lorne Michaels that he can just have a job for life on SNL?
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This again
My entire mood right now is this spoof ad that SNL made for the 2018 midterms
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Just received news that Eby has fled the mainland, and has set up a new government on Vancouver Island
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I don’t know what I’m doing wrong
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Good night sweet prince
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It’s like looking in a mirror.
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I don’t want my mom to know that I’ve been a dirty boy
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Sometimes I think about how much of life that I have to go through sober and how much that sucks
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The h3h3 stuff was funny for like an hour last night, you can stop putting podcast clips and Hasan piker victory lap tweets on my timeline now. I don’t care
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