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Joined February 2024
You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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songs I would play around people
What does JayZ have over Eminem??
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Found a Tim Hortons that still has white people working there and it had the slowest service I’ve ever experienced #REPLACETHEMSOONER
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I was just saying this
i'm so excited for this weekend me and my hg's are sucking everybody dick this weekend it's just gonna be liquor and dick no food no water idgaf
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Even in a top 200 ROCK songs list we can’t escape the unrelenting plague of poptomism which is lobby funded by Taylor Swift’s dark money.
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People will act like “never hearing of something” is a critique of that thing being bad when it’s usually just a sign that person hasn’t been paying close attention and isn’t as knowledgeable as they thought they were.
OK, I'll bite. If John Cassavetes is so insanely influential and brilliant, why have I not heard about him until recently? I've been on a side-quest with classic and esoteric movies, mostly through the Criterion collection. I've watched dozens of Criterion closet picks from filmmakers and actors I admire. They pick Cassavetes films ALL THE TIME. Probably more than any other director except Scorsese. I haven't seen a single Cassavetes film. I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk about a Cassavetes film outside of those videos. I'm not a slouch on film, I've got a pretty wide spread on what I've seen & what I appreciate. How has Cassavetes slipped through that net so completely for so long?
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How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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kiss marry kill pizza, fries, burger
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How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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Caught this nigga red handed. Face full of nuts
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Not sure I’ve ever laughed out loud harder at a headline before
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Is he?
.@GregAbbott_TX is block walking in Hutto following his campaign stop
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Corpus Christi is the funniest city name bc it means Spaniards saw some shitty Texas beach and said “this is the body of Christ”
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Dap was so clean it overpowered the crowd noise
Obama daps up Abdul El-Sayed as he greets a fired-up crowd in Detroit
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this is how i think the number 68 feels
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The elephant never forgets
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We really can’t have shit anymore huh
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