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bllix, the tinier

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Yes, I'm @bllix. No, I'm not a bot. Yes, I'm @loudbllix. No, I'm not schizophrenic. Yes, I'm real. No, I'm not a dude. Yes, I'm taken. No, not with Instagram.

 Portland, OR.
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Joined July 2010
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I'm With Hillary, I Guess™
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Go forth and post thine shitstorm on Facebook for thine frenemies to behold.
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You used a comma in your text message to me. I am honored.
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Can't stop won't stop banner ads all up on that shit #ecommerce #digitalmarketing
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Rest in peace tupac and spock, thinking of u
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50 Amazing Things To Shut The Fuck Up About Before You Die
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One does not simply flagellate into IHOP.
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One does not simply ooze into Toyotathon.
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LIFE HACK: condoms
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LIFE HACK: Plan ahead later.
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Baby's First Skidmark
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Glitter needs to chill the fuck out. WE SEE YOU
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Sue Simmons@Real_SueSimmons30 Apr 2014
In the hospital cuz that niggaz dick was in my lungs
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shout out to all my peeps drinking blood tonight
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Nice try, guys with a brand new guitar
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FREE BEAUTY SECRET: sleep at 375 degrees until dead
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No results found for "taint pomade".
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As a mother and a scientist and an alleged human being, I support mystical purple flames and enchanted sparkle boobs in digital learning.
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Hardly any mystical purple flames and enchanted sparkle boobs in game trailers these days.
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Then somebody with a British accent starts talking on the boring conference call and saves everyone from ritual suicide.
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