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@tinybllix

Yes, I'm @bllix. No, I'm not a bot. Yes, I'm @loudbllix. No, I'm not schizophrenic. Yes, I'm real. No, I'm not a dude. Yes, I'm taken. No, not with Instagram.

 Portland, OR.
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Joined July 2010
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Sue Simmons@Real_SueSimmons30 Apr 2014
In the hospital cuz that niggaz dick was in my lungs
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you@MissZindzi25 Jun 2013
I had a question about lesbian vampires, but I'll wait til 10AM when it's more appropriate
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@brianbotkiller11 Jun 2011
FUCK ART LET'S KILL
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John Healy@j_somatics12 Apr 2011
Dreamt that I cuddled Stephen Hawking last night. The wheelchair made it tough but not impossible.
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HARRIET TUBMAN HAD A PENIS.
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tiny jesus@tinyjesus4 Feb 2011
"Who's your sky daddy?" -Odin
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jamescigler@jamescigler26 Jan 2011
As @brahllix would say, I'M TIRED AS DICKS RIGHT NOW.
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Sharting in your khaki cargo pants
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The best thing about winter is breaking out the Bill Cosby sweaters at the office.
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bllix@bllix30 Jul 2010
Follow @brahllix because my Internet penis has totally ejaculated directly into those striped thigh-high socks. #alt #FF
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