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Two Headed Dog

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this is a joint Twitter for Dillon and Noah https://teapaw.org/t.co/rjGNX2EPXr DILLONS TWITCH https://teapaw.org/t.co/Zk6HezGQsw

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Joined January 2025
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I’m snortin radioactive isotopes just to keep my hands from shaking
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26+6= One united Ireland you fucking pussy
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Fuck her?? I hardly even know her! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! In all seriousness happy Halloween fellas #samelove
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Happy Halloween to those who celebrate
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@timbutterlyOct 30
This was h to hardest I’ve ever laughed. Hysterical crying levels of tears.
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@mikerainey82Oct 30
Went camping with the boys a few weeks ago. I retired to my tent early one night, and as @columtyrrell, @timbutterly and @dillonsmithcomedy sat outside, mesmerized by the celestial beauty above, I opened TikTok, and YMCA started blasting at a level I didn’t know my phone was capable of. I considered never emerging from my tent again. Check out Colum’s special, Bells and Whistles, on YouTube now. He is one of the funniest people on the planet.
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@columtyrrellOct 28
My new special comes out today for free on YouTube. Here’s how to see it: youtu.be/FEnEutR31B4?si=KrQy…
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Who tryna beat off n watch The Floor? Serious inquiries only.
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NYC the only place old people eating late as fuck. Get to bed Poppop I don’t wanna deal with this crap
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Knowing ball and hitting the 5 buck bin
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I won’t tell anybody I brought my weed pen to work, but there will be signs
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If ye kick every Jamaican off deh country den who gwan cook your bombaclot ackee and salt fish Donald Trump???
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Sometimes when I’m at work I listen to the song from the Mr biao videos to feel like a Chinese peasant from the past merrily doing his tasks
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TheEndbringer@endbringer42Oct 4
Saw @timbutterly and Dillon Smith tonight in Sanford. Both killed it. And both are great dudes. After the show my wife hurt her ankle and while I was getting the car they happened to find her & stayed with her until I got back. Just stand up (pun intended) guys. Real Ass Dudes
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Can I get the fried pussy on the side of the sandwich rather than directly on top of the sandwich itself?
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Tim Butterly (@timbutterly) profile pictureTim Butterly
@timbutterlyOct 2
Unbelievable turn of events in Gainesville. I have to record TBS on the go this weekend and I cannot wait to share what happened to Dillon. Perception warping stuff.
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There is a gaggle of lesbians outside the club to be me up rn. No joke.
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Eeeerrmm hey Phillies….. I think you might have forgot to play good today….. just reminding you guys… anyway uwu
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9am $18 rubbery tenders at the airport. Just in case you didn’t think I had it like that.
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Clock out of work, clock into farting up a storm everywhere I go
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Kelly@KellypismeSep 29
A little FL run 10/1-10/3, The Sunshine State’s bout to get a little brighter 🔥💛@timbutterly is coming to your fine state , grab your tix here⬇️ eventim.us/event/comedian-ti…
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