Insignificant amount of Fame on tiktok,, number one reply guy runner up 2020.He and that stuff or whatever
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Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
I’m not joking if the ground stop order came because of an AI roll out, you will see the country more united against AI than anything before. Hell hath no fury like a business class traveler with SkyMiles ™️ scorned.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
white guys stopped listenin to steely dan and got racist again. u cant have no hate in your heart when the voice of donald fagan is in it. we need to drop off copies of a'ja in the suburbs like crack
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
any other era Jensen Huang news would be generational schadenfreude story but he had the misfortune to compete in the golden age of schadenfreude. Hikaru Nakamura of schadenfreude.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
Taking the kids to Disneyland tomorrow. My fat coworker tells me the best corn dog he’s ever had in his life is at the red trolley at the end of Main Street by the Walt Disney statue, and goddamn it I’m going to get one. Trying to center fat voices.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
Discovered an IPhone feature I think is concerning: Siri will read your emails aloud to anyone who asks
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
Shaving my entire body for Godzilla Minus Zero just in case he shows up
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
picard always acting like he wants to be shot dead whenever he interacts with lwxana like Oh no a hot milf wants me get out of the way gayboy
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
My father-in-law is a porn director. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at a femdom face smothering scene together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to film it today. I will never forget his answer…
“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
As long as you are committed to punching up and laterally but never down, you and I are on the same team. As long as you are committed to making things genuinely, materially better for future generations, we're fighting the same fight.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
not letting this idea go. If you’re an American, you know you would feel better about potential tyranny with this in your garage
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
just want 20+ 45-min eps per season. like Star Trek, Babylon 5. let me see Wesley Crusher fuck up the Enterprise with a science experiment. or Worf & his tenuous relationship with the Klingon Empire. or Luxwana Troi tryna fuck Odo. all these things endeared me to the characters
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
Going AWOL in the desert for three months, and presumably reenacting the plot of Three Kings. Great work boys.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
October can be long enough if you just consider November the continuation of the Halloween season.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
Russia and Iran are responsible for the protests in France. And for people on the internet who disagree with me. And for those two idiotic blown calls at the end of the FSU-Miami game last night.
Redneck Uncle but Redneck like Khrushchev retweeted
My pet peeve? Well that’d have to be people walking around talking about guns in a way that suggests they think I sold all of my gun
