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I've opened up my cynical heart and shared my death with the world. It has already been widely praised as "a great read" on leading psychedelic forums and that's a group you can definitely trust. medium.com/@victimsofcomics/…
Calls The Beatles “formulaic”… yeah that caveman really invented fire really generically.
*deep inhale*
Guys, it’s The Beatles.
Formulaic music that got hyped into genius status by a perfect storm of timing and savvy media, not actual skill. Expert exploitation of trends already pioneered by others.
They’re a marketing phenomenon that got called the greatest because they sold a lot of records to herd-mentality teenagers, not because the music itself was ever the most advanced, demanding, or enduring rock ever made.
Some great tunes on the new Fontaines, but not sure it’s a solid album. Same with Romance. Skinty Fia was 10/10 for me. Not that anyone asked.
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The middle class was a 50-year fluke designed to stop communism during the Cold War. The threat is gone, so the elites are taking it apart. You're not falling behind. You're being pushed back into peasantry.
When I lived in rural Japan I remember being sad because I knew the farmer honesty boxes wouldn’t work at home because everyone is such a fucking cunt.
Craig Hunter retweeted
major life update: i’ve moved on from building dashboards that provide deeper insights into critical business functions to building agentic workflows that automate critical business functions
All these fake jobs with big money that I, a sexy lumberjack, morally decided not to pursue.
Trying to think of Scottish towns Yanks would name their children after:
Kirkcaldy
Wishaw
Airdrie
Paisley
Cumbernauld
Same time tomorrow.

ALT Four-panel comic. 1: A red TV news ident with a faint globe: "THE" in three white boxes and "NEWS" below. 2: A ventriloquist-puppet newsreader in a suit and red tie sits at a wooden desk in a pale blue studio, one hand raised: "HERE IS THE NEWS". Under him a red bar reads THE NEWS, 21:00, and a ticker: "MORE WEATHER EXPECTED - BURGER (NO FRIES): $27". 3: He shrugs, jaw dropped: "IT'S ALL STILL FUCKED". Ticker: "BREAKING: NOTHING FIXED - CAT NOT FOUND UP TREE". 4: His head sinks a little and his eyes drop to the desk: "GOODNIGHT". The clock reads 21:01. Ticker: "BILLIONAIRE SAYS: WORK OR DIE - MORE AT TEN".
















