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Joined October 2015
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Matt Walsh just summarized the entire MAGA platform: We have no accomplishments worth defending, so here's a scary story about Democrats. Please vote Republican.
I am not here to tell you that Republicans have done a wonderful job. I am here to tell you that the Democrat Party has been fully captured by communists who want you dead and seek to destroy western civilization itself. Go vote against them. It’s the only choice.
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It’s just crazy how literally nothing can break the perception that republicans are fiscally conservative. It does not matter that republicans have exploded the debt and deficit every time for the last 50 years, people still insist they’re fiscally conservative
If the stock market crashes on Monday, it would cement a Democratic sweep on Tuesday. Ironically, a crash that helps Democrats win may be driven by investors pricing in that outcome, as Democrats will likely raise corporate taxes and be more fiscally reckless than Republicans.
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RT if you've read all 7 of these fantastic books.
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genuinely how do you fix this without killing people
Imagine being this racist on national tv
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There are many people in this country whom should simply drop dead. Like, do it tonight, the country and the world are better without you.
Jason Selvig: “Do you blame [Trump] for the high gas prices?” Trump supporter: “No! Biden! That crew!” JS: “It’s Biden’s fault?” TS: “Yeah!” JS: “The gas prices went up after Trump invaded Iran” TS: “Well they didn’t… well that’s… yeah, that’s true…”
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Arthur Weasley is the MVP of the first 10 chapters of Goblet of Fire, and honestly, I will not be taking arguments. - Shows up at the Dursleys to get Harry, fully prepared to take him whether Vernon likes it or not. - Accidentally destroys their living room, which feels like the universe finally giving the Dursleys some consequences. - Makes Vernon say goodbye to Harry even after Harry admits he doesn’t care, because Arthur recognises how cruel it is to let a child leave for nine months without a proper goodbye. - Patiently answers Harry’s endless questions about Splinching and explains how everything for the Quidditch World Cup works. - Has the absolute time of his life with a Muggle mallet and matches. The man is a national treasure. - Immediately gets angry when Amos Diggory suggests Harry might have conjured the Dark Mark. - And when the Ministry officials are questioning Winky, Arthur is the one who treats her kindly and offers a sensible explanation for why she might have been holding a wand. What makes Arthur so great is that his kindness isn’t limited to Harry or people he already likes. He’s curious about Muggles, protective of children, and willing to defend someone others are happy to look down on. Arthur Weasley owns the first 100 pages of Goblet of Fire. The man is a walking green flag in a world full of people who desperately need one.
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I love how globally no one has beef with the fire department.
🚨 VOUS NE VERREZ PAS CES IMAGES À LA TÉLÉ ! Les manifestants ont immédiatement retiré leur barrages pour laisser passer les pompiers tout en les acclamants 👏🏼
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To the people, especially those in the United States, who don’t understand the protests in France: A government that doesn’t fear the people is a government that doesn’t serve the people.
Protesters in Montpellier, France unveil a banner that reads: “The People Will Triumph!” The working class is humanity’s last line of defense against the neoliberal and neofascist politicians who work together to sell us out to the billionaire class and the war machine.
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One of my favorite lines is when Dumbledore muses to Snape that he sometimes wonders if they sort the students into houses at too young of an age. (aka: We force students into a mold long before they've had a chance to demonstrate what kind of person they truly are.)
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There are so many people in this country whom we'd be better off without because they're too stupid to not self-inflict harm onto their own country.
People are afraid to say it, but not me: the average American voter is just dumb as shit.
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People are afraid to say it, but not me: the average American voter is just dumb as shit.
Just spoke to a banquet server in Detroit who told me she supported President Trump until he shared a video of Obama as a monkey. “That was the final straw, he’s such a narcissist.” She told me she’s voting for John James and Mike Rogers on Nov. 3.
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God dude shit like this lights my soul on fire. Never give into their framing. Never back away in the face of their overt bigotry. Talk them down and reveal them as the hateful morons that they are!!!!
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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I love that they both grow up and mature with each other but they should not have ended up together.
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"No AI in the classroom" will become a standard selling point in private schools charging $50,000 a year.
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those videos of men being asked if they can beat a professional female sprinter, basketball player, weightlifter, etc. and confidently saying yes, only to lose and look genuinely shocked, irritate me so bad bc all these men hear is “female.” they don’t hear professional.
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Every person in this administration needs to delete themselves from the world. The world would be a better, safer place.
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: I think you said he was wanted for trafficking? REPORTER: Traffic infractions MULLIN: Traffic infractions. Okay. I haven't seen the case. Keep in mind, Biden ...
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If you voted 47, **** yourself. Tonight. You did this.
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin on ICE detention centers, where at least 58 people have died: "We're not providing Holiday Inns."
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regardless of how you were raised, it’s your job to grow up
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RFK, go kill yourself. You're a fuckface who's a stain on the world. Kill yourself, now.
RFK Jr: Dana, you probably don't understand this because you're not a scientist BASH: Well you're not either! RFK Jr: I know you're flustered now
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Women, you are most likely lifting too light. I made this mistake. Remember, a set is max 10-12 for your lower-end weights, 6-8 for your higher-end weights. The reason this matters is because there's a fine line between wearing down your body versus actually building muscle.
Normalize being more fit at 30+ than you were at 20.
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