Jonesy

Man of questionable sanity ✅ Very polite pig ✅ Dancing parrot ✅ Curiously chill chicken✅

BREAKING: The Sunday Times Insight team can now report that Mr X, the former bodyguard to Ismail Haniyeh who was granted asylum in the UK before plotting terror against Jews in Europe, is Mohamed Basem Naim. The son of a former Hamas minister lived in suburban Birmingham. (1/2)

SHAME: The U.N. General Assembly by 144 votes just elected Iran's Islamic Regime to the Committee for Program and Coordination, which shapes priorities on Women’s Rights, Disarmament & Counter-Terrorism. Disgraceful reward for a regime that massacred tens of thousands of people.

I fuckin love science

Scottish Greens co-leaders Ross Greer and Gillian Mackay have been nominated for The Herald's Scottish Politician of the Year. See the full shortlist 👇 𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘑𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘸/𝘗𝘈 𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘷𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

I’ve now been contacted by numerous people about the ‘Boob Man of Oxford’. Those who work or study at Oxford have asked for anonymity, so I can’t share identifying details. But some common themes have emerged: - Unsurprisingly, women describe feeling uncomfortable about a male lecturer wearing what appear to be oversized prosthetic breasts in their place of work or study - Some question whether there is a sexual element or whether it is a ‘power play’. These are their concerns, rather than established explanations for his behaviour - but are legitimate concerns nonetheless - They say they’re afraid to raise concerns because he is surrounded by ‘allies’, including staff, who defend his appearance as 'self-expression' One source has even wondered whether this is an elaborate stunt to embarrass the university - along the lines of Josh Seiter, who pretended to be a trans woman as an 'experiment'. Another source says this has been going on for three years - which does seem a long time to keep up the act. There is interest in covering this in the mainstream press. What would help now is more documentary evidence: complaint letters, responses or correspondence showing how concerns have been handled. My inbox is open: [email protected]. Happy to have a confidential chat about any aspect of this. All messages treated in confidence.

Nick Timothy, the shadow justice secretary, claims that Afghans are over 20 times more likely to commit sex crimes than Britons in England and Wales. Our analysis suggests this is a wild exaggeration. But the numbers are hardly reassuring bit.ly/3WcGV3r

Sto guardando in loop per la quindicesima volta e ho ancora le lacrime 🙈

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

Clashes erupt in Paris after largely peaceful protests across France bbc.in/4jyPz62

Jonathan Powell was not vetted before being appointed National Security Adviser, we can report. spectator.com/article/reveal…

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