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Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
US dollars are government ‘freedom’ coupons, circulating between central banking cartels, governed by a private corporation (The Federal Reserve), and rooted in war and control.
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
Blockstream is running a node and broadcasting the Bitcoin blockchain on a satellite orbiting earth powered by the sun.
You have to have really long arms to box with Bitcoin.
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
🇺🇸 Married + home by 30 years old:
1950: 50%
1960: 52%
1970: 48%
1980: 45%
1990: 43%
2000: 35%
2010: 25%
2025: 12%
The American Dream is disappearing
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
$1M BITCOIN IS GUARANTEED
AND YOU’RE NOT READY FOR WHAT THAT MEANS.
Let’s walk through it like adults:
19.87M BTC exist
3-4M are lost forever (death, stupidity, boating accidents)
That leaves ~16M BTC in theory
But 70%+ hasn’t moved in over a year
ETFs, corporates, sovereigns now hoarding it like Gollum in a cave
The real float? Maybe 2M. At most.
And that’s before BlackRock finishes its lunch.
Meanwhile:
The global sovereign debt bomb is ticking
The US prints $1T every 100 days
BOJ is trading bonds like poker chips at 3AM
China’s property market is a slow-motion Hiroshima
Europe is one “unexpected election” away from full Weimar cosplay
There’s $500 TRILLION sloshing around the system, looking for a seat when the music stops.
You don’t need everyone to adopt Bitcoin.
You need 2-3% of global capital to PANIC.
That’s enough to send $10T trying to squeeze into 1-2M available coins.
That’s $5M per coin math.
Conservatively.
But let’s play nice:
Even if it’s sloppy, even if it’s slow, even if half the capital gets distracted buying Bored Apes and AI scams - you still overshoot $1M BTC on basic supply mechanics alone.
BTC is the monetary triage.
The blood transfusion for the dying fiat patient whose veins are clogged with IOUs, zombie debt, and fraudulent accounting.
It’s the final collateral layer for a collapsing civilization.
And when the bid hits?
There will be no ask.
Because the people who own it - aren’t selling it.
They’ll be the only people with actual capital left.
Enjoy your index funds.
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
The Price of a Bitcoin on Mother’s Day 💐
2025 = $104,002
2024 = $60,800
2023 = $26,785
2022 = $29,646
2021 = $49,832
2020 = $9,596
2019 = $7,985
2018 = $8,582
2017 = $1,779
2016 = $456
2015 = $237
2014 = $444
2013 = $115
2012 = $5
2011 = $8
2010 = $0
2009 = $0
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
In hindsight, all you had to do for the last decade was buy bitcoin.
You beat Buffett. You beat every hedge fund. You beat every institution.
No special access needed. No crazy analysis required.
You just had to buy bitcoin & chill.
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
You're nervous because deep down you know your assets are overvalued.
Which is why you'll never meet a nervous bitcoiner.
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
Biden approves another $50 billion loan to Ukraine. This has to be the worst administration in history.
For what it’s worth, this is the equivalent of 500,000 bitcoin. A strategic bitcoin reserve is irrational use of tax payer money, but Ukraine is not.
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
Fade our boy @saylor and we liquidate you.
You thought $GME had degens?
#bitcoiners invented the term “HODL.”
We are the short squeeze now.
You merely adopted volatility. We were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see low vol until we were already men, by then it was nothing to us but boring!
We like the stock. $MSTR
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
#Bitcoin / $BTC
Since the 2012 halving, Bitcoin is up more than 500,000% from $12 to nearly $70K.
The majority of that price discovery happened in three windows that lasted a grand total of less than two years.
The other ~10 years? BTC was either moving sideways or down.
Each of these runs kicked off in the year after a halving event.
As much effort as everyone on here puts into trying and nail the exact price of each local bottom and each local top, it's all noise in the big picture.
This is historically the best place you can possibly buy. Several months after the halving - ranging beneath the previous cycle's all time high. Is there a scenario where BTC could dip back into the 40s or 50s from a brief moment from here? Sure. But it shouldn't distract you from the violent up only price action that's around the corner.
The real fun for this bull market hasn't even started yet.
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
We work for fake #money and then get taxed on the income.
We’re taxed when we buy stuff…
…and then taxed when we sell stuff.
We’re taxed when we #invest
and even taxed via inflation when we save for the future.
If you value freedom, then you must realize we have broken money.
If you think everything is fine, then you don’t realize you’re a slave.
But the truth is, this is exactly how our government and banks designed it to be.
Fiat money = debt. Says it right on the cash in your pocket.
Your #stocks and #realestate portfolio is denominated in fiat debt notes.
The gains are eroded by The Fed printing more money to cover our government’s spending problem. They’re broke. So they’re printing the money they don’t have, diluting the value of your money away until it’s nothing.
The US Dollar has lost 99.7% of its value since 1971.
Fiat Money = Debt = slavery.
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The world needed a better money. And in 2009, that dream was fulfilled.
The first of its kind, a digitally scarce, finite supply, hard money was invented.
It has a global open ledger, and is secured by the world’s most decentralized and powerful computing network ever built and probably will be built by man.
It has no central issuer who can control the inflation.
It’s peer to peer so no government or bank can tell you that you can or cannot spend your money when and where you want to.
It even incentivizes using cheap, clean, and renewable energy, and the efficient use of wasted energy all over the planet.
It’s a peaceful revolution, and will eventually make war unaffordable.
And it’s happening RIGHT NOW.
For the last 15 years, #Bitcoin has been the fastest adoption of a technology.
Faster than…the radio, the car, the TV, electricity, and even the internet.
For the reasons I’ve laid out today, study #bitcoin. The more you learn about its amazing properties and what it means for the average citizen and our future children, the more you want to embrace it.
I’ve put in my 10,000 hours studying Bitcoin. And it’s the only thing I can confidently say that gives me hope for the future.
Study Bitcoin Here: bitcoin.rocks/
ALT https://bitcoin.rocks/
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
BREAKING: Securities lawyers tell @FoxBusiness the @SECGov will have to investigate itself for market manipulation after moving the price of $BTC up and down following the hacked tweet that it had approved the first spot BTC ETF and then saying it was fake. That said, for the SEC not to approve tomorrow would be unprecedented; it has never rejected ETF applications that have gone as far as these. Developing
Cypher Cicada 🔸₿ retweeted
Follow this CoinMarketCap watchlist of 100X #crypto projects shilled by people on X:
coinmarketcap.com/watchlist/…
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