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Shared childhoods are uniquely Canadian. Littlest Hobo and Don Cherry. Silken Laumann. Gretzky. Carter. Rick Moranis and Rick Mercer. Mansbridge. Terry Fox. Chris Hatfield. The history of Canada has never been richer.
It's like the man has never eaten a shawarma in his life.
I hate this stupid fucking timeline we're living in.
Nobody has made a convincing argument the Empire in Star Wars is actually bad. They run clean organized starships and create trillions of jobs across the galaxy. When the Jedi run the government - an unelected council that somehow has infinite money to build giant buildings and own fleets of starships - Coruscant still has a redlight district with drugs like death sticks. Either keep civilizational order by nuking rogue planets, or be slaves to sexless fake Jesus types who slice you with laser swords with impunity.
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Imagine sitting down to an Arby's meal while watching the Star Wars prequels lmfao I'd rather be waterboarded.
You can stop the larping bro. The hate is unbelievably forced. It's like people who say Arby's sucks. If you want to hate on the sequels that's one thing but the people who hate on the prequels are just hating for no reason and most of the star wars community disagrees with you at this point.
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If we haven't hit peak stupid yet, we must be very close.
When I was a kid and would watch ESB I always wanted Luke to go with his father. "Together we can rule the Galaxy as father and son!". Vader knew that Palpatine was a fox, where and was a lion. Foxes can't rule without subversion. Vader might not have started the Empire, but he and Luke would've ruled it like it should have been. The ending of RotJ proves Vader wouldn't have killed Luke, or corrupted Luke to try and kill him like the Sith "Rule of 2" is supposed to go. Vader didn't join the Sith out of ideology, he joined out of desperation.
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