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The 2024 debate schedule will be the first in history that needs to account for when one of the participants has yard time.
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Replying to @cindyhydesmith
You should recognize a blue slip when you see one.
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To be fair, he can’t trust anyone but Himmler to command the defense of Berlin….
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Gotta admit. Dude called it. Looks like 44 seats.
Replying to @mjanes_007
"Off by 6" LOL there is no universe in which Republicans end up with 47 seats.
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Elon should move to Florida so that he can turn it blue next.
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and thank you usa midterms for bringing the 2026 veep renaissance
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So…. We’re not getting those $5000 checks? Just checking.
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Figures there’d too many to count but I’m good with this one being the best.
Lmao been waiting for this….absolute cinema….no notes!
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Please, MAGA. I have work to do this week. That won’t happen if you keep giving me car crashes to rubberneck.
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Tl;dr. Cover me while I pack.
Cindy Hyde-Smith is going to represent Mississippi in the United States Senate for the next six years. We believe thousands of votes remain to be counted from dozens of Republican counties, and we are confident those votes will reinforce her path to victory. Election officials are continuing the normal process of counting outstanding ballots, including absentee ballots. They must have the time to complete that work and ensure every lawful ballot is accurately counted and every Mississippian’s voice is heard. We expect Democratic lawyers to pull out every stop, and we are prepared. Our focus is on completing the count and returning Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate to keep fighting for Mississippi values.
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As of this November 5 post, Democrat Scott Colom led Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith by over 1,000 votes with 96% counted in Mississippi's Senate race, which remained too close to call with outstanding ballots projected to favor Colom. apnews.com/projects/elect… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Unit… mississippitoday.org/2026/11/05/tho…
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I have 34 pennies. Robert has 2 quarters. How does he have more money than me? Something seems off here.
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I see the Qbrains have decided to up the delusions from “find me 12,000 votes” to find me “1,200,000 votes”. Yeesh, inflation is worse than I thought! #Midterms2026
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Replying to @readmaxread
"I'm afraid Woke will be QUITE operational when your friends arrive"
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these numbers can’t be right. did people even see the anakin posts?
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accurate text i just received: "A lot of the biggest shitheads that ever walked the face of the earth are having a seriously awful night."
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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BREAKING — We have a SHOCKING result coming in from up North 😳😳😳
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I’ve seen enough. Dems flip their first House seat as challenger Alicia Limtiaco unseats 3 term incumbent James Moylan (R). Guam has long been a bellwether. #BlueTsunami2026
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America retweeted
Replying to @mattlindner
My ballot was missing the QO to Ian Happ question, so I wrote in the question and voted yes (there’s still time if Pence has the courage!) Now the election people are mad at me.
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The gameshow host is determined to lock down every last voter whose biggest election concern was the status of the reflecting pool renovations.
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Put it in the louvre with a prominent date and context.
dafuq, and i cannot stress this enough, is this event
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