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🚨 Y’all, we are waaaaay behind in this year’s fundraiser for the Louisiana Abortion Fund. We need to raise $50,000 by 5/31 or we’ll lose matching funds ( and right now we have less than 3k! 😱) Can you help?
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In the span of a few days, the Roman Catholic diocese of Lafayette, Louisiana, has excommunicated a man who resigned as a deacon after a priest with whom he served pleaded guilty to molesting his (the deacon's) altar boy son. | theguardian.com/us-news/2024…
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Fun fact the most comprehensive database of American citizens and their health is in China
this breach is looking really bad. widespread impact over a massive number of healthcare systems, and plenty of trickle-down to impact those even not directly related. will be interesting to see if it truly is a nation-state actor. cnbc.com/2024/02/24/unitedhe…
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I read takes like this, written by men who fancy themselves clever because their ignorance creates small worlds for them to lord over, who presume to assume the mantle of the thing they call ‘Western culture’ with no understanding of the humility and effort it takes (1/N)
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So far, every time this Supreme Court doesn't immediately toss an abortion case, it is Bad News for abortion rights
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It’s interesting that there appear to be Republicans on the floor right now breaking rules by video recording on the house floor while in session. #justsaying
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Nashville's @beckfortn says when former Rep. Jeremy Durham was reported -- by the Attorney General -- to have sexually assaulted or harassed 23+ women, Republicans said they couldn't expel him because he hadn't had due process.
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Ironically, Tennessee Republicans are using cancel culture against legislators who are literally pro life
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For those keeping score at home... Things that WILL NOT get you expelled from the TN state legislature: - child molestation - domestic violence - federal investigation - peeing on your colleague's chair Things that will: - fighting to protect kids from gun violence
Wow: Tennessee state Rep. Justin Jones, one of the Dems that the GOP is trying to expel from state legislature to protesting gun violence, calls out his colleagues on the floor ‘For years, one of your colleagues, an admitted child molester, sat in this chamber – no expulsion’
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Actual video and actual quote (I paraphrased) coming so you can see for yourself. But every living, breathing TN woman and girl were told they didn’t matter as much as a fetus. – at Nashville, TN
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Tonight on the floor was difficult. I’ll talk more about that later, but a man on the floor actually said, out loud, to the body, that they would do everything they could to protect the fetus. As an afterward, he said they would do what they could for pregnant women-no promises.
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A Brief History of Let’s Get Back to Teaching the Basics 🧵
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I obtained surveillance footage of the self-driving Tesla that abruptly stopped on the Bay Bridge, resulting in an eight-vehicle crash that injured 9 people including a 2 yr old child just hours after Musk announced the self-driving feature. Full story: theintercept.com/2023/01/10/…
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Wonder what makes an extremist right-wing politician? It’s complicated; they’re shaped by many things. They’ve always been here, come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, and will probably always exist. Fascinating read about Marjorie Taylor-Green. theatlantic.com/magazine/arc…
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Judd Legum
@JuddLegum18 Dec 2022
Dear @elonmusk I would like to report @Telsa for this clear violation of Twitter rules. These rules are very important and made by you, our benevolent leader. I trust you will be suspending this account shortly. All the best. -- Judd
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atomic retweeted
Judd Legum
@JuddLegum16 Dec 2022
1. ABOUT LAST NIGHT I participated in a Twitter space hosted by @katienotopoulos w/a lot of journalists When I joined @jason, one of Musk's apparatchiks, was badgering @drewharwell, a suspended reporter, and Jack Sweeney, the guy behind the accounts that tracked jets 🧵
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This is one of my favorite pieces of the year. washingtonpost.com/sports/in…
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BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. n.pr/3THqnJM
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Eli Lilly apologizing for a fake tweet but not for charging $714.87 for a carton of insulin.
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