Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

New Orleans, LA
Joined July 2012
Craziest video of the cycle I love October surprises
🚨Trump-endorsed #IA02 candidate Joe Mitchell was caught on camera "crying about his d— size" and making disparaging comments about Black women. Snapchat screenshots show Mitchell talking about using Xanax and video shows him saying that he doesn’t like “f—ing white people” 🧵
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And the efforts by Trump to stop certification of election results they don't like has begun. DOJ now seeking to block Alaska Senate results if Peltola wins and the other Dan Sullivan gets votes courthousenews.com/wp-conten…
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Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Here’s a closer pic of the “award” Trump received REUTERS/Evan Vucci
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Gingrich: To the best of my knowledge, Reagan was not an ass man—at least not about guys.
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Trump: "I don't want you to have to think too much. I'd like to koohhhhh or biiiiiiiing"
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Trump makes a bizarre face
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Replying to @atrupar
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We are mere days away from him talking about having gay sex
Trump: "I met the owner of the restaurant. He said, 'Mr. President, I'd like to kiss you.' He's a very powerful man. I don't want this guy kissing me, but he's a powerful, influential man. He said, 'Sir, I want to kiss you.' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Sir, I really want to kiss you.' So I said, 'No, thank you.'"
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OH MY GOD This is a crazier, gayer, more deranged version of what he spewed out the other day. How can his deteriorated brain not grasp how absolutely bizarre and cringeworthy this is?!?! 😳
Trump on Jon Husted: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"
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we need to start publicly humiliating men again
The famous moment on the Johnny Carson show where OLIVER REED is outrageously sexist, so SHELLEY WINTERS pours a glass of water over his head.
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fuck it i'm in let's take her to the white house
Piers Morgan: "If you became a politician, would you carry on drinking beer, or would you give it up, do you think?" Jaime West: "I don't know, why don't you ask Pete Hegseth, who is drinking whiskey as he's running an illegal war? Why don't you ask him that?"
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If I had a nickel for every time Vivek put someone married to a pedophile in his campaign ad, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Hey guys. This is normal right? RIGHT???
Trump engaged in a thoughtful, extended conversation with—nothingness. He suddenly stopped, waved, saluted, offered greetings, and chatted for a bit with the empty space. 😁🤭 The cameraman deliberately zoomed out to show that there was absolutely no one to be seen for hundreds of meters in any direction. Apparently, Trump received a visit from the very same "invisible person"—the kind of encounter he had previously mocked Joe Biden for supposedly having. t.me/MirovichMedia/15645
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Rare that a sequel is as iconic as the original, but she’s an unstoppable force.
"I had three beers, okay!" Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would ‘fire all Republicans’. 📺 youtu.be/rcg4BzNXQxU @piersmorgan
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“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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Only one of them is going to come out alive
White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and Special Assistant to the president Natalie Harp join President Donald Trump in Marine One he arrived in Wasilla, Alaska yesterday. @POTUS @KatieZacharia
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