I now get officially annoyed when an app is not optimized for iPhone Duo. #iPhoneDuo
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As a kid I was really under the impression the Bermuda Triangle was gonna be a bigger problem than it is.
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Replying to @SawyerMerritt @SpaceX
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Nietzsche said when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes back into you.
He just couldn't predict that the abyss would be five inches wide, made of glass, and refreshing every three seconds.
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Far too many people are worried about super HIGH intelligence destroying humanity, when we should be worried about super LOW intelligence destroying humanity.
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People say circumcision doesn't hurt. I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn't walk for
nearly a year.
#OpeningSermonillustration
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In an alternative reality where the WTC towers didn't collapse, I 100% guarantee there would be a vocal group of conspiracy theorists holding forth about how "there's no way both those skyscrapers could have withstood the impact of fully fuelled airliners", and it was all faked.
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To my surprise my friend @8400above has published an alt-history novel! a.co/d/0dqY7RPa
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During this Labor Day weekend, allow me to share a policy I live by. If something angers me, I give it 24 hours. Usually by then, I’m no longer that angry. Happy Labor Day, everyone.
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Instead of automatically assuming Jed York went over to a prostitute's house for sex, did you ever stop to think maybe the prostitute has a master's degree in electrical engineering and York was just trying to pick her brain about how to solve the substation injury problems?
You people are so fucking shallow I swear.
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East Palestine has been through a lot lately and we’re gonna attack the one guy trying to stimulate the economy?
49ers owner Jed York allegedly arranged to pay $140 for sex at a trailer park in East Palestine, Ohio. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Poor bloke
One man diagnosed with prostate cancer in the UK 'every eight minutes'
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