Adele retweeted
My leader, uko sure tukijaribu hii kiti ya Bungoma huweiz ingia. Sababu this is an embarassment.
Adele retweeted
Helping hand needed — and maybe YOU are the help someone is praying for today.
Look around. Someone close to you is struggling in silence. Be kind. Be the reason someone believes good people still exist.
Adele retweeted
Help people if you can, but don't forget — give only what you can without losing yourself.
You can't pour from an empty cup. Be kind, but have boundaries. Help, but don't bleed yourself dry.
Adele retweeted
Buana nowadays hakuna police husupervision during national exams. In our days tulikua tunafanya exam police wakiwa kwa dirisha wanatufanyia hadi frisking. Ilikua tension tupu hadi kupumua used to be monitored. Gen Z hawaezi elewa juu wamefanya exam time ya Kasongo na 2nd term ya ule mlevi so hawakupata Matiangi akiwa CAS wa education. Ilikua mbaya sana
Adele retweeted
The time has come to stop issuing AI-polished statements that create the illusion of action while doing little to reassure the public that justice is being served. Every time an institution issues a carefully crafted statement, I am left assured that the responsibility will not be undertaken.
This is how statements should read: “The suspect has been arrested and arraigned in court.” Not endless appeals asking the public to help identify or apprehend lawbreakers while those entrusted with enforcing the law remain asking for the very same help public is asking. Public then ask fundamentals questions how does public institutions work?
Our institutions must learn to communicate actions taken, progress achieved, and accountability delivered, rather than announcing intentions that may never materialise. The institutions running cat and mouse game when it convenience and especially when hiding.
We must fundamentally change how public institutions operate. Is the problem a culture of impunity, broken systems, institutional complacency, fear of arresting powerful individuals, or alleged backroom deals? Or are these statements simply designed to shift public attention while the real issues remain unresolved?
Kenyans deserve more than polished words. They deserve results, transparency, and justice. Enough of statements that sound impressive but deliver nothing. Let institutions act first, then account for their actions. @ntsa_kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @TransportKE @DCI_Kenya @EACCKenya
Adele retweeted
Wife: What are you thinking about?
Me: Who should inherit my X account when I’m gone.
Wife: You’re an idiot.
*removes Wife from the shortlist*
Adele retweeted
[In the ambulance]
Paramedic: What’s your blood type?
Me: I’m not picky. Surprise me.
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A young girl is being laid to rest today after taking poison. In her final note, she said she had taken her own life because her parents asked her to repeat Form 4 at the school she attended, where both of them are teachers. It is heartbreaking.
Adele retweeted
Edwin Sifuna is living rent-free in your big bald head, lovely days 😄 🤣















