Formerly Bleacher Creature and Fifth Quarter Texas A&M. Beat the Hell outta Everyone. Previous pet dad to bluegill named Tushy. TAMU ‘22

Joined December 2025
Bleacher Creature retweeted
Still love my Coogs. But trust nobody
29
120
6
3,077
169,359
Bleacher Creature retweeted
Coaching malpractice
KJ Edwards led Texas A&M in rushing with 8 carries for 43 yards. He had 3 carries in the final 3 quarters of the game. He was averaging 7.4 YPC in the 1st quarter and got 3 touches after that…
23
36
1,014
22,717
Bleacher Creature retweeted
We are getting weird in Tuscaloosa
7
3
197
10,568
Bleacher Creature retweeted
I AM SICK OF HEARING RECE DAVIS EXPLAIN OVERTIME RULES. NOBODY WATCHING APP STATE VS JMU ON A THURSDAY NIGHT IS LACKING AWARENESS OF HOW THIS WORKS.
54
558
16
26,255
426,634
Bleacher Creature retweeted
lose
College football fans, what’s something your team does that drives you absolutely CRAZY?
7
11
2
322
4,852
Bleacher Creature retweeted
Marcel… I know you’re in there…
What happened to my Lamar Jr man
5
11
469
11,857
Bleacher Creature retweeted
No context college football
4
2
96
1,963
Bleacher Creature retweeted
DYING at him digging the golden tablets out of the end zone at the 30 second mark 💀💀💀
This is what AI was invented for Mormons vs Catholics:
15
91
1
4,111
722,235
Bleacher Creature retweeted
Alabama and Texas A&M fans aren’t even talking shit we’re just looking at each other like this
33
280
18
5,812
103,670
Bleacher Creature retweeted
The College Football ER has never seen a day like that. presented by: @renasant
134
1,434
231
12,538
840,224
Bleacher Creature retweeted
I'm sick. This makes me physically ill knowing that: 1 we will not start Hart 2 we will not play Hart when Marcel sucks 3 Hart will portal
𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕚𝕤 𝕃. 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕟
@Travis_L_BrownOct 17
To incite a little anarchy... Here are Texas A&M's QB passing grades per PFF against The Citadel: Marcel Reed: 64.8 (65.5 clean pocket, 58.9 under pressure) Brady Hart: 83.5 (90.2 clean pocket, 63.2 under pressure)
8
5
212
9,720
I've seen enough. @JoshPateCFB for CFB Commish.
When I am CFB Commissioner I will grant players total immunity to do whatever they want here
3
7
67
1,526
Bleacher Creature retweeted
Should be fired just because of this
Texas is the fastest team to go from AP #1 to unranked since last season’s Texas team.
2
3
73
1,799
Bleacher Creature retweeted
Old Army Fight
@OldArmyFightOct 17
arch manning, marcel reed and john mateer
8
102
1,746
34,908
This is unbelievably classless. That being said, every LSU account I follow has condemned this.
I hate LSU… Scum of the Earth.
86
11
3
1,002
57,639
Bleacher Creature retweeted
An interesting aspect that I think is getting left out of this playoff expansion madness is that so many fun rules have been changed in college football for the sake of "player safety" (including the best overtime rules of all time), and many cfb fans have accepted that. But now you throw in 4-5 extra games for players and don't think that's a threat to player safety? It just goes to show that the people in charge could care less about the players as well as the fans.
26
84
3
1,116
22,316
Bleacher Creature retweeted
So fun watching Saban breakdown a two-QB system while I prepare to watch my team run a zero-QB system
10
21
829
13,808
Bleacher Creature retweeted
No yall don’t understand, because Tim Tebow and Florida where on there knees CRYING after losing a regular season game. This used to mean something man.
136
1,702
53
34,853
487,420
Bleacher Creature retweeted
"THERE GOES DAVIS, AND ALABAMA WILL NOW BE THE TWO SEED IN THE 24 TEAM COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF AND AUBURN WILL BE THE 1 AND NEITHER TEAM WILL GO TO THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP! WOW THIS GAME MEANT NOTHING!" "This game is brought to you by Kalshi"
67
681
39
10,577
274,667
Bleacher Creature retweeted
For decades, the sport would crescendo into one beautifully chaotic holiday weekend. Seasons made and ruined. Houses divided. REAL stakes with every play. That is literally all but gone in an instant. I truly can’t believe we’ve let the tv and conference execs just butcher the game.
We are actually going to live in a world in 2027 where College Football teams are resting their players during rivalry week.
1
1
13
907