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`When they come, they come at what you love` β€” Don Corleone || I fw Movies & Series || Cross River 🌴 || If you think I am better than you, I AM 🫡🏾 || @LFC πŸ”΄

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Joined July 2015
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Women don't have OG's they just have competition.
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Hold on a freaking minute, I thought this caption was click bait o. JE HO VA!!! How do you get do comfortable to want to kiss the President??
Muscle memory made her reach in for a kiss😭
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People who work on the Island and reside on the mainland are God's strongest soldiers cos sitting in the sane traffic 5 days a week, 365 days a year is beyond exhausting.
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No be omohtee jesus baby be this wey the late Dr Anu reconstruct her yansh with some medcontours so her business go boom?
Avoid apartments with landlords staying there. What your own opinion?
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Now, we are about to know the name of the bag she's carrying and how much the bag is cost. Walai, if you see better thing appreciate am o. Peter Obi dawg, the Man get eyes, e dey see fine fine things πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ what a beautiful woman.
HE Margaret ObiiiiiiiiiπŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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It's the way Umar kept sliding in β€œstay with me” every time she opens her dirty mouth to interrupt him with cheap gaslighting tactics for me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sadly, 90% of black women will listen to this just to argue. No reasoning, no self reflection, nothing.
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Thank you sir. I'm showing up at the CBN first thing 8AM tomorrow morning.
Show up till you die! Bro just wake up and show up.
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What do β€œYou” mean by β€œThose Immigrants”??
You see those immigrants that came in 3 months ago on student visa, i just feel so much pity for them because why????😭
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𝘼 𝙄 π™ˆ. πŸ‘¨πŸ½β€πŸš€ retweeted
Sometimes, it’s better to not share some things. When you applied for the visa, remember you didn’t tell them you had packed everything not to return to your home country, right? It is well. God will help everybody.
I left everything that worked for me in Naija, packed my life in 2 23kg. Shed sweat & blood to obtain a Masters degree. 4 years in this country and at every point I felt I had passed a hurdle, THE RULES CHANGE. Now I have alittle peace, you all want me to worry abt 10years?🀣🀣
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Morris? No worry, na weak mentus him get na why. Just forgive am. Person wey say make everybody go install solar when him newly installed him one. I ask am say where the money dey na so Baba run go unfollow me. He sees every disagreement as an attack towards him I no know why.
Flashback to 2023. Morris Monye tried to get me to post a video for his uncle who was contesting for President, I subtly refused. He’s now lying to his followers that he has never followed me before, but dude has blocked me. He should deny it oo. He say na β€˜what’s ur rate’ thinking I’m one of those political jobbers who just take any gig. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I as well dare any APC, NDC or ADC person to post a chat of me asking them for gig or accepting any.
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Third semester exams next week... Let get it. One more project semester and we bounce. πŸ™πŸΎ Like play like play
Lol, I no know who send me start this Masters Program. Omo I no even dey see front again, everywhere just blur anyhow
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If to say I watch this video of mute, I for think say you dey warn people wey no rugged o. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Ada this your fine yellow head wear go far o 🀣
Not everyone who goes quiet has stopped caring. Some people are fighting battles they don’t talk about. ❀️
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There's a different between an elder and old person. We have a lot of old useless people in Nigeria who now find their way into politics and very few elders. I will leave this statement like this.
I just remembered that @obyezeks also entered my dm for something similar πŸ˜‚ In my early 20s taken in by the compliments, I started to post more of my pictures here. And she said; β€œMy dear daughter, are you really sure this is your path? You are so much more than your poses and these kinds of tweets that open a floodgate for silly people to proposition you.” I straightened immediately 😊
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Divorce except you don't want to glow.
So after getting married, what next?
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May God help Owono. It so sad. RIP to Jesus de Miguel. He is going to be under serious attacks and doxxing from them Spaniards just because he is a black man from Equatorial Guinea.
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Jesus Christ! πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜’πŸ•ŠοΈ
BREAKING: Spanish football club CD Tenerife confirms that forward Jesus de Miguel has died after a hard tackle by FC Andorra’s goalkeeper during yesterday’s match
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This is the sole reason why Elon Musk bought this app. Pre-Elon, you can never write the words re-tar-ded the way Elon just wrote it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Replying to @broudsov
You are fully retarded
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They have gone to report Dr. Ose... Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you think people laughing with you on social media are your friends? Just wait make issues sup, na then you go know say na demons dey follow you laugh.
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Occupation is different from source of income.
I have a question. Please feel free to attack me. OGB wasn't a successful content creator. He wasn't a successful entertainer, doesn't act movies, doesn't sing songs. Somehow, he has opened a highend store, drives a multimillion car with multiple houses. How please?
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The bigger the plane, the safer it is. That's why commercial planes are the best way to fly. Using smaller planes for long distances is you trying to play with the angel of death.
Commercial airlines still remains one of the safest means of traveling. Weather can’t bring down an airbus A350
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