@Beaveinflow

Official spokesperson for beavers. Slightly unhinged Canadian book-reader who commits to the bit. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦

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Joined July 2026
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  • Followers2.3K
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Someone on the internet said I wasn’t funny, so I told my mom and she said they were just jealous. Case closed.
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I'm a lady. I do not 'sext.' I exchange poetic verse accompanied by illustrative photos.
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Going to start hosting parties where all we do is cry and eat snacks.
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Today was a total success and I had so much fun meeting and talking with people. My first book signing is in well, the books! 🙃 ♥️
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Do everyone a favour and just shut the fuck up.
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I don’t need therapy. I need to scream into the void and have it scream back that I’m right about everything.
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brown eyed good girl
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Am I doing big things? No. I’m doing a lot of little things that make me happy.
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@cynnrr13h
smokin that shit that makes you keep tweeting with 0 likes
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JP 🍍@JPLFR8016h
No one: My algorithm: you look like someone who would buy clip-on nipple piercings
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(whispering) i think the normal people are onto us
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av@__noiva16h
people are private because y’all are messy as fuck.
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I can’t believe you don’t appreciate this head in a jar. And I made it just for you.
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★@No1onelikeherOct 25
Before unfollowing me pls lmk which tweet was your last straw
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I think my problem is I have really fantastic bad ideas
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The last 3 of 5 “BATMAN VILLAINS” I painted, all available, just DM me if you’re interested. Gouache, Ink Pens, Markers, Colored Pencils, and Unbleached/Woven Paper #Batman #villains #comics #dccomics #NoAI #art
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not being reactive is true power
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I can’t remember the last time I’ve sat down & read a whole book in a day. Dexter & I give Nadine’s first book two paws up.
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Replying to @Lilblack_heart
@Lilblack_heart just finished your book and it was amazing!!!! You are an amazing author and I can’t wait to read your next book!!! 🫶
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This is now an appreciation account for @Beaveinflow @theFOWLISHHOUND @baseballchickie
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Some men will hate you for being the woman they wanna be
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