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Chimp of wealth and taste and snark

SoCal but open to relocate
Joined January 2020
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My dear friend Mark is nearing the end of life. He is an army vet suffering from a rare cancer due to burn pits in Desert Storm. Please give if you are able and please please pray for his wife Tara and their girls. Thank you! supportnow.org/mark-and-tara…
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Thomas Jefferson sent marines to fight the Barbary Pirates The school he built now celebrates those same forces
🚨 The University of Virginia hosted a lecture today exploring the “impish” and “mischievous” side of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, a U.S.-designated Foreign Terrorist Organization. The lecture, titled “The Impish Revolutionary,” was hosted as part of UVA's Islamic Worlds Initiative and delivered by University of Chicago professor Alireza Doostdar. The event description highlighted the “daredevilry and clowning” of Revolutionary Guard soldiers. Here is Doostdar in an earlier appearance arguing that Ayatollah Khomeini's characterization of America as the “Great Satan” should be understood as a substantive moral condemnation of the United States, not simply dismissed as demonization. He goes on to explain another Iranian religious figure's assessment that Khomeini's formulation was “genius” because, in this interpretation of Islamic theology, Iblis (Satan) primarily tempts people toward evil, while the United States supposedly goes further by committing massacres, imposing sanctions, deceiving others, and hypocritically invoking human rights. Doostdar has also revealed that his mother remains a “committed revolutionary” who supported the Iranian Revolution. But perhaps the most extraordinary detail is that his brother, Ahmadreza Mohammadi-Doostdar, was convicted of acting as an illegal agent of the Iranian government. According to federal investigators, his brother conducted surveillance of the University of Chicago's Hillel Center and Rohr Chabad House, including photographing security features around the Jewish facilities. He pleaded guilty in 2019 and was sentenced to 38 months in federal prison. Just another outrageous event at UVA that will probably end up in the university's new “online targeting” reporting system because someone outside the university dared to scrutinize them.
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Leeeeroyyyyyyy Jenkinssssss
NEWS: Trump announces Stephen Miller will replace Susie Wiles as White House chief of staff, effective Monday, November 9. Wiles will move to Trump's political operation, the president says.
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Never mind this is subprime 2.0, because it’s the state this will be the new student loan forgiveness push in 20 years.
BREAKING: California voters just passed Prop 37. Buyers of newly built homes can now put down 3% instead of 20%. How: the state lends you the other 17% as a second mortgage, funded by up to $25 billion in bonds. On an $800,000 home that's $24,000 down instead of $160,000.
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Bookmark this and FOIA the records in 5 years. If I’m wrong I’ll eat my hat.
Even worse that the potential for default is that armies of scam artists have already parsed the language of the proposition and have figured out ways to siphon off millions. Much of this money will be stolen… it’s not going to blue collar families struggling to make ends meet.
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Jonah also ignored the youth vote for years while courting the donor class
Jonah is getting massive grief for this tame post. His snarky point is that the youth vote swung hard to Dems. TPUSA, a youth-oriented organization, didn't succeed in its mission. That's totally fair. But because Turning Point was run by Charlie Kirk until his assassination last year, critics claim that Goldberg is attacking Kirk. This is ridiculous. Turning Point is a political organization with political goals. They are not the Sacred Church of Charlie Kirk. They are not above criticism. And before you accuse me of hating Kirk, read what I tweeted when he was shot. "Political violence in America is a threat to us all. Hoping for a quick recovery for Charlie Kirk." (I hadn't seen the horrible video.) So Kirk's death was awful, and people who expressed glee about it were wrong, but it's completely reasonable to criticize the organization he founded.
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Trump as “President Veto”
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Well, there goes the Democrats' claims to be the party that's strongly against sex with minors.
Decision Desk HQ projects Scott Wiener wins the CA US House 11 General Election #DecisionMade: 9:21 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Please pray for Twitter Mom
Mr. Mason here, Joanne is heading into emergency surgery, she's having severe stomach bleeding including clots. I'd really appreciate it if you could pray for her I'm worried. She's usually strong but not right now. Thank you so much
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But totally on brand. He’s much braver against people who would be his allies
Goldberg’s TPUSA tweet was ill-advised.
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Yeah Chuck when I think of media holding truth to power it’s on the subject of California state politics
This is going to be a massive change for CA media. And a real loss for voters wanting to know what the GOV thinks. The last two CA governors (Jerry and Gavin) always engaged the press and public and were willing to share their views even when they could evolve. Methinks this is going to be a contentious relationship between this next GOV and the CA press corps.
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Hurt people hurt people
In less than one hour, the entire post-election rally has been wiped out….. Just when you thought it was safe to take a nap
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This reads as "lol, it turns out TPUSA is a lot less effective when you assassinate its charismatic leader" Which is certainly not what Jonah meant, but it is what the left celebrates every time they make fun of Kirk's death.
Thank God TPUSA mobilized the youth vote.
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Two women attempting to become Navy SEALs advanced further through the military's grueling training pipeline than any women before them, making history despite ultimately failing to complete the demanding course at Naval Amphibious Base Coronado in California. cbsn.ws/4eiKyen
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Never mind she’s a turnip, where are the economic sanctions and investigations into the European rape dog trade Also all those dogs are totally French
Francesca Albanese: “Israel has always killed children... torture, even rape... raped by dogs trained in European countries. European people are profiting from selling dogs that will rape people.” Irish Sen. Chris Andrews: “Thank you for your ongoing advocacy. It's inspiring.”
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Replying to @Delightinstuff
Yeah. Thanks. Worn out and going to the restroom ain’t fun for the first couple of days but I’m doing well
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Affordability
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Over $3 trillion erased from the US stock market today.
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Click in, put on some Kool & the Gang, dance on the grave of this rag
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Woke up to this. Wanted to go back under
BREAKING: Nithya Raman wins Los Angeles's mayor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3V2DNqF
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