Displaced time traveler
Winnipeg, MB
Joined February 2009
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David retweeted
To any future historians reading this, this era will make a lot more sense if you remember that every name is the opposite of what it really is. The antifascists are fascists, the antiracists are racists, the fact-checkers are propagandists, etc. Hopefully this has been fixed by your time.
David retweeted
We desperately need to stop asking, “Is it offensive?” and start asking instead, “Is it true?”
David retweeted
What a pity !
I'm arranging a theatrical tour of Canada this Fall, and now I won't be able to risk doing any shows in British Columbia
I was really looking forward to coming
John Cleese
The British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal has ordered former Chilliwack school trustee Barry Neufeld to pay $750,000 for publicly expressing the view that there are only two biological genders, in statements ruled to be "discriminatory" and amounting to "hate speech."
They're legislatively enforcing this radical ideology.
Deviation from party orthodoxy has consequences. They want you to believe the lie. If you refuse you will be punished.
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final and most essential command."
David retweeted
Ladies, gentlemen, SWs fans…😝
I have explored space.
I have explored time.
Now… I explore distortion.
Yes. You read that correctly.
I am releasing a HEAVY METAL album.
Thirty-five metal virtuosos. Thunderous guitars. Chaos with purpose.
Covers of legends like Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Judas Priest — and a few originals forged in the same cosmic fire.
This project is, quite literally, a gathering of forces. Loud imagination. Honest intensity. Unapologetic exploration.
At 94, one does not slow down. One turns the volume up.
So prepare yourselves.
We are about to boldly headbang where no one has headbanged before. 🤘
Stay tuned. The metal voyage begins this year.
David retweeted
sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"
David retweeted
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you need $40 in your wallet to get that crispy magical $20 feeling again, $20 as a concept is gone, what I'm saying that $20 in your wallet doesn't hit like $20 anymore and you need $40 to feel like a $20 Dollar Man again
David retweeted
GENTLEMEN: And how does the soap kill these invisible evils?
SEMMELWEIS: Well it actually mostly makes the germs slid n' slide away. Just slippydoodle right on out of there. They do the buttered noodle. Face the banana peel at la-
GENTLEMEN: Guards, commit him.
David retweeted
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Animal Farm is a critique of capitalism. The pigs (Stalinists) become equal to the humans (capitalists). I cannot believe how many people did not understand its clear message.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Orwell explicitly wrote Animal Farm "against Stalin" as a critique of Soviet totalitarianism from a socialist perspective, not capitalism. The pigs represent Bolshevik leaders like Stalin/Trotsky, contradicting the post's claim. pitjournal.unc.edu/2023/01/05/som…
David retweeted
These 70s sesame street shorts were the ultimate earworms, I still catch myself thinking "a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter" 40 years later
youtube.com/watch?v=MNghp9tP…
Is this how mayors should talk to their constituents?
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Please go lift weights right now. RIGHT NOW.
