postgrad student!!! bio major at bob jones university

bob jones uni
Joined March 2024
LOL love stravinsky and this is clever would really like o see a water music one
Replying to @Araneafilia
i like this one
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imagine making something with your own hands and watching your cat love it this much. i'd never stop talking about it.
The dad took some left over fabric and made a pillow for the cat, and the way cat accepted it 🥹❤️
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Confused sperm swimming around a lolis womb looking for an egg that isn't there.
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Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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>Shot twice >Has 3 baby mamas >He’s an ass man Truly the only black president of the United States
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during a campaign rally in Port Huron, Michigan
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Philip K. Dick never wrote a word of fiction
JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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One time I had a plumber come fix something and he saw my DVDs and was like “heh, movies? Yeah, I don’t do that. I read books. You ever hear of Clive Cussler?” Honestly, kinda got my ass
Guy came to steam clean my mattress and was like “you have so many things! You do not need so many things. None of it matters in the end.” And I was like. thank you steam clean mattress guy
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60年以上前、モンゴルと東ドイツが共同制作した幻想的な映画。色鮮やかに描かれる伝統文化に加え、独創的な美術や特撮的な映像表現も魅力。特に水中世界の描写は、その独特な造形も含めて記憶に残る。
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fat johnon retweeted
Les relations père et fille au Japon
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She’s right. Men who drink soda are actually children.
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The last real Ancien Régime life. Beautiful.
There was a chap at Oxford who came up in the 80s to research the 4 year tenure of a Yorkshire bishop. He spent 40 years on it, draining an inheritance left on condition it was spent on his education. Daily Mass (sometimes several times a day), lobster every day at Brown's next to the Oratory (hence the gout), magnificent dinner parties for miscreants, oddballs and grad students, and generous to charity. His fingers were so fat that his signet rings appeared stuck to them. Having spent every last penny, he was evicted from his apartment and became a monk some 3 years ago. No wife, no kids, and I don't think the DPhil ever got finished. Top 5 most eccentric human beings I’ve met in my life. Bless him.
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LMAO nigger gets called out on being a retard and immediately deflects.
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Is this a good time to mention that Cheesecake Factory looks like that because the founders are from a small sect of white Sufis
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i don’t want to be here
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Having Tourettes while sitting between your mistress and wife for 4 hour livestreams daily is like some high level CIA mind breaking torture shit
he almost confessed he gets to fuck when she comes over 💀
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There was a chap at Oxford who came up in the 80s to research the 4 year tenure of a Yorkshire bishop. He spent 40 years on it, draining an inheritance left on condition it was spent on his education. Daily Mass (sometimes several times a day), lobster every day at Brown's next to the Oratory (hence the gout), magnificent dinner parties for miscreants, oddballs and grad students, and generous to charity. His fingers were so fat that his signet rings appeared stuck to them. Having spent every last penny, he was evicted from his apartment and became a monk some 3 years ago. No wife, no kids, and I don't think the DPhil ever got finished. Top 5 most eccentric human beings I’ve met in my life. Bless him.
When I was at U Chicago we had a 53rd year PhD defense. They started a career in grad school and remained ABD until after retirement. All of our completion stats were skewed because they never officially left the program.
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Dammit was the mascot of a U.S. Marine dive bomber squadron and the only female to see combat during the Battle of Guadalcanal in 1942. She served as an early warning system because her acute hearing allowed her to detect approaching aircraft. When Marines saw her dart into a foxhole, they knew to prepare for an air raid. Dammit also produced kittens named Helldiver, Hellcat, Hellion, and Hellbent that became mascots for other squadrons. Her smallest kitten was deemed unfit for military service and simply named Hello. #cat #cats #catlovers
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It’s over, I say that with peace. Almost 24. There’s no more possibility of beautiful love. I need to orient myself towards helping people and being able to die quickly. Maybe a firefighter or something. I’m a coward scared of death and pain. I need to become brave
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2028 election prediction
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worst superchat of all time 😭
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