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Replying to @Future_Sims @anj_116_
When I was in college, we nearly died at Kibwezi. We had two drivers; it was at night. The drivers swapped. Guess what? The new driver dozed off just an hour into driving. Kama singekua apo mbele kuamusha huyo mjinga, tungekufa vibaya sana.
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Hii Ni Ujinga ..
On Kenyan soil, someone has the audacity to remove the Kenyan flag just to raise the Somali flag.
Alafu akishikwa watu wao wanze kusema aty “tunaonewa”
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Problem is, you are razor focused on charging private cars with speeding.
Every other road user gets a free pass.
Matatus drive anyhowly.
Trucks have made highways a garage.
Motorbikes don't even rate traffic laws.
Road agencies build roads with absolutely no standards
Declare road safety a national disaster
Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity.
As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement.
Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments.
Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital.
Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority.
With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster.
DIRECTOR GENERAL
@TransportKE
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Lol. Si budget yenu mmeamua mtanunua VW vans and hide in bushes and bridges and focus on fining the demographic that has the least accidents and fatalities. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Declare road safety a national disaster
Road crashes have reached a national emergency level, with about 20,000 crashes claiming over 5,000 lives annually, destroying families, overwhelming our health system and eroding economic productivity.
As an Authority, we propose that road traffic crashes be declared a national disaster to mobilise urgent government action, secure adequate funding and ensure coordinated enforcement.
Such a declaration would enable whole-of-government coordination under clear accountability, and enforce measurable targets across road agencies, the National Police Service, the health sector and county governments.
Our goal is simple: save lives, reduce fatalities and serious injuries, and protect Kenya's human capital.
Road safety is not just a transport issue; it is a national development and security priority.
With everyone's support, we can avert this disaster.
DIRECTOR GENERAL
@TransportKE
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Replying to @KeForestService
KWS, 80% of Kenya is permanently dry already. We must jealousy guard the remaining few. during the Kenyatta, Moi, Kibaki and Uhuru eras, you never felt this urgency to educate Kenyans about forest rotation cycles. But now that botanist is overseeing the destruction of our forests, suddenly you want to teach us forestry? Kenyans understand the difference between sustainable harvesting and environmental destruction. To defend your question, show us what has been harvested, what has been replanted, and what safeguards are in place.
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Replying to @KeForestService
Imagine thinking the destruction of trees is something to be defended through a poll. What absolute nonsense!
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Who can supply eggs in large scale?
Biashara ya haraka
Bonga na Mutinda
ngl.link/mr.mutinda55238
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Replying to @WairimuMariam
Remember this story that hit the headlines the other day and everything about our modern society will tell you what you need to know
With the current fuel prices this is the car to buy let me log on @motifiti the o check the prices. Hii inafaa ikuwe 600K
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People actually think that county/NCA building approvals prevent substandard construction, including buildings that may collapse.
That is a very, very misinformed take.
I will write about it. Another day...
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I do not know what wrong the Kikuyus have done to CS Aden Duale, but one thing is increasingly clear: he appears determined to profile an entire community and its past leaders, seemingly in line with the political agenda of his boss, President William Ruto.
In the video, Duale alleges that whenever Kenya has had a Kikuyu president, the Central Bank and the National Treasury have been dominated by Kikuyus. He goes further to accuse the community of marginalising other Kenyans.
CS Duale, here is the inconvenient truth you conveniently leave out:
1. The first 504-kilometre Isiolo–Moyale tarmac highway, a transformative infrastructure project for Northern Kenya, was built under a Kikuyu president.
2. The first tarmac road in your own county, Garissa—the 176-kilometre Garissa–Modogashe road—was also built under a Kikuyu president.
3. The first Cabinet Secretary for the National Treasury from Northern Kenya was appointed by Uhuru Kenyatta.
4. You were appointed to be first Majority Leader in the National Assembly under the presidency of Uhuru Kenyatta.
5. During President Mwai Kibaki’s administration, hundreds of Somali entrepreneurs secured government tenders worth billions of shillings, opening up opportunities that had previously been inaccessible to many
6. This psychopath SHA thief doesn't speak for the Somalis. He speaks for Kasongo.
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Kenya is at 0.05 online food orders per person per year. South Korea is at 20. That chart, from Caroline Mutuku's keynote at Glovo Kenya's Future of Commerce Summit yesterday is quite possibly the most useful thing I have seen on Kenyan digital commerce this year.
A few more numbers from the keynote:
1/ GMV growing about 40% a year against order growth of 33%. The basket is getting bigger.
2/ Utawala up 135% year on year. Kikuyu and Kinoo up about 100%. Ruiru and Juja up about 85%. The growth is no longer just about Westlands.
3/ Fastest-growing searches, January 2026 to September 2026: baby products 48%, beauty 45%, small electronics 42%, large electronics 40%. Kenyans are even searching for fridges on a delivery app (Seriously, do Kenyans have peculiar habits as someone once remarked, or not?).
4/ Orders that start in ChatGPT or Claude convert at 41% against 33% in the app.
5/ 22% of urban Kenyans have downloaded Glovo. 7% have ordered. 6,000 vendors, 3,000+ riders, 600 jobs heading to 1,200 by end of 2027.
6/ Finally, for 2027: partner-funded new-customer incentives, and one new city by mid-year with two more to follow.
Read my blog post that captures all the details from the keynote:
moseskemibaro.com/2026/10/24…
#Glovo #Kenya #Africa #FoodDelivery #Ecommerce #QuickCommerce #DigitalCommerce #Technology #Business #Shopping #Retail #Apps
@glovo – at Nairobi, Kenya


































