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It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
I’m not the biggest FDNY guy, but she was on a pre-planned trip and were she here it’s not like she could un-do the fire or put it in jail.
I love how even after an electoral apocalypse, they still don't get it. They can't or won't blame the guy behind all of it, he's treated like the weather, an act of God we must maneuver around - not confront directly. It's right there in front of you, Chuck.
Cholesterol?
Not endorsing this, but there's an alternate universe where DeSantis is cruising to a second term election in two years and the GOP maintains Congressional control. It's just that Republicans are wholly consumed by a cultist who has completely captured their platform. Amazing.
Governor DeSantis BLASTS Kristi Noem for bungling mass deportations and turning it into a shit show for her own glory.
DeSantis BLASTS Congressmen like Byron Donalds for making millions on the stock market.
DeSantis BLASTS Alina Habba for getting a $10 million government contract and securing a presidential pardon for her boyfriend.
“If the people in office don't display some civic virtue about public service as a sacrifice. It's not to use the public office for private gain.
I declined the pension in Congress. I declined the health care. I didn't trade the stocks.
And I believe in congressional term limits. I mean, imagine if you went to the American people and actually tried to get that done. That's not right or left. That's something that a lot of people realize.. These guys work for themselves. They should be working for you.”
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Joe Buck: Man Troy is Caleb williams special or what?
Troy Aikman: I’m going to hurt you Joe. I’m going to hurt the people closest to you and then I’m going to hurt you.
If what I'm living in now is some terribly communist hell that rivals Havana or Beijing, I guess the communists have a good deal going? This messaging is so weird. We can all see outside, dude.
The DOE has a huge problem here obviously, but this is a lesson for parents who simply aren't paying close attention.
In a devastating 1rst-person piece, NYC education advocate and mom Adriana Aviles tells how her son received the highest grades in math throughout elementary and middle school in Queens’ District 26, the best in the city.
Yet now in high school, she soon discovered, “He couldn’t solve basic algebra. He couldn’t do geometry. He couldn’t compute elementary-school fractions."
“My shock soon gave way to heartbreak, then anger. The NYC education system had betrayed my son to make itself look better."
“I failed too. I didn’t scrutinize his work closely or check his performance on state test scores because I figured if his report cards were good then everything was fine.”
“I looked back and discovered he was deemed ‘not proficient’ in math on a 7th-grade state exam.”
nypost.com/2026/10/31/us-new…
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JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English.
RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER.
Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
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even if we all get our dicks ripped off by robots like fuckin honeysuckles, how crazy is it that we get to live through it. there were like 1k year stretches where mfs just started fires and gathered shit and then died. and here we are like the white trash jetsons.
This shtick would work if the guy had any presence, personality, or a shred of comic wit or timing. But it doesn't - he's an empty husk of a man that offers nothing and will never be laughed with, just 'at'.
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
I too am an elder millennial, but I’m pretty sure I recall thinking these movies were butt.
