Professional storyteller. Senior Advisor to various campaigns and Independent Expenditure groups. Radical Centrist. The rest is bourbon and ball games.

Jacksonville, FL
Joined August 2017
In 2007, I was a grassroots volunteer on a long-shot campaign for mayor of Indianapolis. The candidate was a retired Marine named Greg Ballard, and literally the only person who thought he would win was Greg.
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Many people are dead sure @IndyMayorJoe is running. He's not. I expect him to make that official very soon, likely next week*. *Unless he reads this column, changes his mind and runs again so I have to feature him in my annual things-I-got-wrong column. indystar.com/story/opinion/c…
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NYT reports that among House Majority Dems' Day One priorities next year would be to pass legislation "to end Mr. Trump’s tariffs and restore congressional power over trade policy." nytimes.com/2026/10/23/us/po…
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Huge applause & lots of cheers for @AOC at a Boricuas for Angie event in Kissimmee
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"I have OJs knife"
Kim Kardashian recalls dad Robert Sr.’s last words before death trib.al/UWuZy3j
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Not sure how you can see this stuff and not be incredibly moved and optimistic about the future. Inspiring.
BREAKING: Phillip Mullin has become the first child in Louisiana to be functionally cured of sickle cell disease 🎉
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“Cares about people like me”
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5,000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. That's not a good place if you're price conscious
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It was actually our 250th anniversary. Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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One thing you can always count on with Mike Braun is that he will always be on the wrong side of everything.
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The 49ers and DeForest Buckner get their wish:
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BREAKING: @GovBraun declines @GregforIndiana request to compel the Indiana Election Commission to meet ahead of Election Day. @FOX59 | @CBS4Indy
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Iowa Gov. candidate @ZachLahn (R) says C-SPAN has been "very fair" to him and that Charlie Kirk's death inspired him to run for governor: "The taking of Charlie Kirk was nothing less than the taking of the future president of the United States of America."
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the entire JD Vance journey: writing a book about how the people he grew up with blamed everyone but themselves for their problems and then deciding that he needed to cater to those people in every possible way while also clearly believing he is much, much, much smarter than they are.
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DT DeForest Buckner's the next obvious Colt to watch. Like Quenton Nelson, he's got a reasonable base salary (Nelson was $16M, Buckner's is $13M), and is in the last year of his deal—which will affect the return a bit. Buckner's 32, but is still a really good player.
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Every 2026 WNBA announcement should come with accompanying Curb Your Enthusiasm music
The WNBA decision to move game 6 of the finals to 12:30 PM Thursday will have an impact on its media coverage. USA Sports says that the game will not simulcast on CNBC, as its other games are (it will be during market hours). Instead it will simulcast on E! and Syfy.
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Seems like Rays fans should be used to being outnumbered in their own park
Just talked to some #Rays fans who were jarred by the amount of #Brewers fans at the Trop. "Every time we try to start a 'let's go Rays' chant it gets overtaken by a 'let's go Brewers' chant immediately"
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Secretary of State candidate @GregforIndiana has asked @GovBraun to compel the Indiana Election Commission to meet after a Marion County court denied his request.
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NEW: Nicki Minaj for press sec has a chance of actually happening, but the timeline is unclear. However, the way my sources are talking about it gave me the impression that this is a genuine live ball. straightfromthehut.substack.…
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CBS deleted this post and reposted it admitting that their original one was misleading. And the misleading post from CBS was intentionally misleading, not an innocent mistake. CBS continues to lose credibility.
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