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Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Counterpoint: this is hilarious.
🚨 NOW: In a bizarre and unsettling moment, an anti-Trump plant in the rally just referenced the 1978 JONESTOWN MASSACRE and called MAGA a cult
"In the late 70s I was too young to get involved and go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre, this is the closest I'll ever get."
TOMLINSON: Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?
MAN: "That's right. Nothing like seeing a cult right up front."
TOMLINSON: Alright, maybe this is not a Trump supporter
WHAT A FREAKING PSYCHO. INVESTIGATE HIM NOW and KICK HIM OUT
Talking about massacres like this in a room of thousands with POTUS set to attend is not acceptable
Ban him from all future rallies too.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
For the record, @BernardGoldberg has leveled the same criticism at NewsBusters. And the notion that you advocate for the 'conservative side' is silly. You're anti-anti-Trump. You frequently trash conservatives who criticize Trump, and never criticize Trump's anti-conservatism.
Are you Jonah or Bernard Goldberg? That's the claim that one cannot be a media critic without critiquing media on both sides. So then NPR is not a news network because they don't have harsh words for Democrats.
We at @theMRC advocate for the conservative side like a defense lawyer. Those are real lawyers.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
What you have to remember, ladies, is that someone else got tons of attention (and, of course, money) yesterday for this mind-numbingly stupid take, so of course the Internets Stupidest Man must naturally repeat it, lest he be somehow left out of the grift.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
I entered UCLA as a freshman at 46 and graduated with a computer science and digital media management degree at 50. In the ten years since, I’ve made three feature films, two film shorts, established a film festival, written for numerous publications, and published two books (third one on the way). You’re either alive or dead. Those are the only two ages.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Supreme Court upholds a century old interpretation of the 14th amendment. “They’ve destroyed America! There’s no saving us now! My panties shall never be unbunched again!”
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
I wonder how Ben Affleck feels knowing he played the worst versions of
Batman
Daredevil
Jack Ryan
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
What a weird world. Kemp dominated a primary in 2022 against the Trump machine. He crushed Abrams in the general. He got the Religious Freedom Restoration Act passed, banned boys in girls' sports, passed the fetal heartbeat ban, enacted school choice, etc. But weirdos hate him.
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Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Hard to imagine a less smart day on social media than one where Trump and the MAGAs are big mad at the Pope. 😂
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
The “I went to 12 years of Catholic school” energy on this site has never been bigger
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Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
If only you were in a position to do something about federal spending.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Trump could fill a gunny sack full of adorable kittens and a brick and toss it in the middle of a pond and this one would clap enthusiastically.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Jonathan, believed to be 193 and the world’s oldest known tortoise, is still alive on St. Helena despite rumors of his death. Officials dismissed the reports as a hoax, saying he is “very much alive.”
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Anybody who still believes that Vladimir Putin’s Russia is a defender of Christian values is someone who wants to be fooled, and who is willfully blind to a not-so-small mountain of counterevidence.
A report published in January calculated that Russian forces have damaged or destroyed at least 737 religious buildings since the start of the full-scale invasion in 2022.
If you’re bombing churches, you’re not defending Christianity.
Ibuprofen Hippo 🪓🌲🔪🐋 retweeted
Chris Christie: "To say what the president said about Bob Mueller just shows you how completely self-consumed he is. It comes from his own sense that the only thing that matters in the world is him. That's what a child does."
