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Key

@KapitanKey

DOOM needs no introduction priv to moots only: @Glock_Owna

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Joined June 2025
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You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.
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Dont date a girl with bpd dont do it dont be captain save a hoe dont do it trust me it will not work for you
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I don’t reply guy I make friends online fuck you haters
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They don’t fuck with key this Friday this why I’m still maidenless
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bum (@BattleRapBum) profile picture
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good morning family
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16 year old Abdul and 9 year old Mamdani in 2001
Hurad (@iamhurad) profile pictureHurad
@iamhuradNov 4
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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2 days in and democrats are already posting like this
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House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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What if I want them as more of a friend what then?
ian (@mydreamform) profile pictureian@mydreamform10h
how long do u gotta know a friend before you start sending them those freaky insta reels
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Aight Im done healing…
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They want you to play for tinder+ so you can see the three likes of girls who don’t want you anyway lol
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I wonder what dude was the final straw 😭
yikes, dude! (@____tinabee) profile pictureyikes, dude!@____tinabeeNov 4
Was scrolling on hinge today and almost burst into tears. Men are so ugly omfg.
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I will never fucking align with these tweets. The hunger, the drive, the whimsy. I will have it all until my fucking DEATH. Just to come back as someone different and do it AGAIN!!!!
Karma (@WenzokuhIe) profile pictureKarma@WenzokuhIe19h
Seeing the lover boy/girl in you slowly fade away
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You’re gonna be just as annoying as me pretty soon
Heuristicism (@heuristicism) profile pictureHeuristicism
@heuristicismNov 5
Replying to @MeganBitchell
You can tell this chick's been raped just by how annoying she is
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doordashed for 11 hours to afford gta 6 pre order
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Drunkest Driver (@drunkest_drive) profile pictureDrunkest Driver@drunkest_driveNov 5
Replying to @KinglyPancakes
Do you have this full video you could post or send me lmao
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I'm seriously jealous of a person who spams W in Kai Cenat's chat. No worries, no stress, just Stupid as Fuck
vxdeo (@vxdeo) profile picturevxdeo
@vxdeo17h
Kai Cenat shows off his $450,000 GTA marathon setup but still hasn’t built the schools he promised in Africa.
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Politics US (@PolitlcsUS) profile picturePolitics US
@PolitlcsUSNov 5
🚨 NEW: Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire after his net worth dropped $80 billion over the past 6 hours US tech stocks in total have lost $2.1 trillion in market value since the Democrats won the #Midterms2026
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Yeah that was circles… and the tail end of fleets
em 🌞 (@bimbobogan) profile pictureem 🌞@bimbobogan18h
twitter should allow us to post things for oomfs eyes only
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$156/yr bro YES I would pay more tbh!!!
Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) profile pictureAmelia
@amelia_tweetzNov 5
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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That one moot that hates EVERYTHING
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tears in my eye dark woke has arrived
umichvoter (@umichvoter) profile pictureumichvoter
@umichvoterNov 5
She unexpectedly won a state legislative seat in North Carolina yesterday
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