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@KapitanKey

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Joined June 2025
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Theedae@RedHuxtable4h
I was on Hinge for two business days. I see what y’all mean.
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Dont date a girl with bpd dont do it dont be captain save a hoe dont do it trust me it will not work for you
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@BattleRapBum9h
good morning family
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16 year old Abdul and 9 year old Mamdani in 2001
Hurad (@iamhurad) profile pictureHurad
@iamhuradNov 4
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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2 days in and democrats are already posting like this
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House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Aight Im done healing…
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I wonder what dude was the final straw 😭
yikes, dude! (@____tinabee) profile pictureyikes, dude!@____tinabeeNov 4
Was scrolling on hinge today and almost burst into tears. Men are so ugly omfg.
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You’re gonna be just as annoying as me pretty soon
Heuristicism (@heuristicism) profile pictureHeuristicism
@heuristicismNov 5
Replying to @MeganBitchell
You can tell this chick's been raped just by how annoying she is
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doordashed for 11 hours to afford gta 6 pre order
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Drunkest Driver (@drunkest_drive) profile pictureDrunkest Driver@drunkest_driveNov 5
Replying to @KinglyPancakes
Do you have this full video you could post or send me lmao
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@nopeify13h
I'm seriously jealous of a person who spams W in Kai Cenat's chat. No worries, no stress, just Stupid as Fuck
vxdeo (@vxdeo) profile picturevxdeo
@vxdeo17h
Kai Cenat shows off his $450,000 GTA marathon setup but still hasn’t built the schools he promised in Africa.
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Politics US (@PolitlcsUS) profile picturePolitics US
@PolitlcsUSNov 5
🚨 NEW: Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire after his net worth dropped $80 billion over the past 6 hours US tech stocks in total have lost $2.1 trillion in market value since the Democrats won the #Midterms2026
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$156/yr bro YES I would pay more tbh!!!
Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) profile pictureAmelia
@amelia_tweetzNov 5
If you had to pay an extra $6 out of every paycheck, but it meant every kid in public school got free breakfast and lunch, no matter how much their parents make, would you do it?
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tears in my eye dark woke has arrived
umichvoter (@umichvoter) profile pictureumichvoter
@umichvoterNov 5
She unexpectedly won a state legislative seat in North Carolina yesterday
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Alura@Aluratisse21h
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izo (@korralcne) profile pictureizo@korralcneNov 5
i really dont understand why is it such a hot take to want sound type to be a thing
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why is the small woman always so cruel to strict asian obama
Ben (@bentolate) profile pictureBen
@bentolateNov 4
Music carrier over, elections lost, and now no more Chucky memes @NICKIMINAJ
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seeing discussingfilm so unabashedly happy about this that they broke character actually put a smile on my face
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 5
yayyyy new Wallace & Gromit christmas short! ❤️
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holy fucking shit. lmfao
Degenerate Tracker (@DegenTracker_) profile pictureDegenerate Tracker
@DegenTracker_21h
BREAKING: New York demands $100,000 for every single bet Polymarket let underage users place
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tweet so bad it turned texas blue
News Barron (@NewsBarron) profile pictureNews Barron
@NewsBarronFeb 23
She’s only one magacock away from leaving woketardism
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HF@goodgyalhavNov 5
when you wear your afro niggas on the street think you a community activist
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