Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK) header
Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK) profile picture

Artist, Lyricist & Top Line writer. Winner International Song Writing Awards 2020 Silver Award. Ivors Academy member, TSA member. Contact via my website.

United Kingdom
Joined December 2010
Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)Photo by Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท (@KitCatK)
Cat K ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท retweeted
The breast compression mammogram was invented in 1949. Science has developed quite a bit since then but we women still suffer that pain. If men had to have their testicles compressed between 2 plates, you can bet an alternative would have been found ASAP.
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Absolutely breathtaking! This version leaves me speechless! โœจ๐ŸŽถ
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Tomorrow, we deliver the verdict on the most corrupt president in America history.
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Just heard on STV news that (HRT) shortages continue to impact women across Scotland and the wider UK, heavily driven by a massive, ongoing surge in national demand. When is @NHS going to stop prescribing it to men when women who really need it for menopause etc canโ€™t get it?
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"We saw you from across the bar and we both wondered, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Influencers ๐Ÿ™„ Or as I call them, cunts. I detest them.
TikToker Harassing a Royal Horse, U.K. get's instant karma
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Iโ€™m fuming, my Mum and her OAP friends are about to have their โ€œshopper busโ€, which is the only transport some of them have available, cancelled, while illegal immigrants from nearby accommodation, are bussed into town. What is wrong with our country!! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก. Wake up Britain!!
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BREAKING: In a terribly embarrassing moment for Trump, Fox News has to cut away from his speech because he isnโ€™t making any coherent sense. Itโ€™s beyond clear Trump is senile. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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David Walliams. Take a look at the intro to his book, The Boy in the Dress, marketed at children aged 8-12. Then, read how he glorifies transvestic fetishism and the blasรฉ transgression of women and girls' boundaries, describing it as "extraordinary." These screenshots are real. Imagine criticising Enid Blyton for being racist and sexist, then thinking this is acceptable for your children to read?
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Gaza is 25 miles long. Beneath it, Hamas built 300 miles of tunnels. More than the entire New York City subway system.
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We had another man of African heritage who put the cold water direct on dad and thought it was funny, another Indian woman who didn't know what his catheter bag was or how to shower him with it, and yet another who didn't follow instructions to support dad and let him fall.
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Our experiences with foreign aged care workers has been very negative, except for one. We've had a nigerian born man with barely any English skills arrive to shower my dad. He came to ask for instructions about how to shower him as he was in a wheelchair and couldn't stand. 2/
I am 66 and do not want a foreign care worker in my later years. Does anyone agree ?
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Without America, thousands and thousands more Ukrainians would have been killed by Russian strikes. And millions more would have become refugees. Thatโ€™s why we always thank America. And we mean it. Even when we say thank you many times in one speech. Just to make sure those who sometimes feel we havenโ€™t thanked them enough can hear us. But we also know that without Europe, Ukraine would not have survived. Without Germany and other European countries, without the EU. The Russians would have burned down far more of our cities and villages if it were not for your help. From the address at the Berlin Security Conference. (2/3)
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If you walked 10 miles a day, 300 days a year it would take you less than 8.5 years to walk around the world. Whatโ€™s he been fucking doing?
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Breaking: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been served with a summons to give evidence in a High Court fraud trial. It could cast an interesting light on his finances. He's the first royal with such a witness summons since the 19th Century.
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Replying to @Skint_Eastwood1
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The same man Russell Brand says hired three sex workers when he was just 17, arranging for his son to lose his virginity while he slept with the other two in another bed. Quite a parenting legacy.
Russell Brand's father just showed up in court. Ron Brand took a front-row seat. Wife Laura and his minder stayed in their usual spots. Brand is sitting completely motionless and staring dead ahead at the judge.
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๐Ÿšจ ๐—ง๐—ช๐—ข ๐—ž๐—œ๐—ง๐—ง๐—˜๐—ก๐—ฆ ๐——๐—˜๐—”๐—— โ€“ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ง๐—›๐—œ๐—ฆ ๐—ช๐—”๐—ฆ๐—กโ€™๐—ง ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—™๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—ง ๐—ง๐—œ๐— ๐—˜ โš ๏ธ ๐—•๐—˜๐—–๐—ž๐—ฌ ๐——๐—”๐—ช๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—ก (๐—”๐—ž๐—” ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ญ๐—ญ๐—œ๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—–๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ง๐—ง), ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿต, ๐—š๐—Ÿ๐—ข๐—จ๐—–๐—˜๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ One kitten was already dead. The other was so severely malnourished, emaciated and unwell that it had to be euthanised. Becky Dawson, who traded as kitten breeder Lizzie Scarrott, has been convicted after selling the two kittens, whose appalling condition was discovered just 48 hours later. She received 20 weeks in prison, suspended for two years, a 10-year ban on keeping most animals (with dogs exempted) and a ban on breeding or selling any animal. But this case comes with a troubling history. In 2018, Dawson was featured on BBC Watchdog following concerns about sick kittens, multiple deaths and animal welfare. Yet years later, further kittens were suffering. How many animals have been affected? How many more have died? The true number may never be known. UKACF believes anyone convicted of animal cruelty should face a lifetime ban on keeping, breeding or selling animals. After years of concerns and now another conviction, why is any species still exempt? Two kittens are dead. A suspended sentence and a time-limited ban will offer little comfort to those who believe this should never have happened again. Source UKACF.
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Thanks @nationalexpress and you're clueless driver making me miss my flight this morning it was fun driving around in circles while he tried to join the closed M25 3 diffrent times we only made it to Heathrow because passengers gave him directions and somone called him to help
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Hmmโ€ฆgot to Amsterdam last night , and tried to take a taxi to the hotel. Two drivers refused to take the cello , so we gave up. This morning one was booked to take me to the rehearsal - and then he also refused to take the cello. Is this an anti-cello city, I wonder?
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