Disgruntled Sub Vet ๐บ๐ธFinancial sorcerer |Sold my soul for alpha|Bought it back cheaper |Archimedes keeps the books, I keep the profits. https://teapaw.org/t.co/os5AQyqgez
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Iโm telling you right nowโeverything happens for a reason.
Not long ago, I got rugged twice in a row on $Peepo and $Smol. Brutal. One of those rugs even cost me someone I thought was a friendโturns out he was just another lowlife scammer. Met him through @TheCryptoDaddiโs Telegram (shoutout to Daddi though, genuinely solid dude).
When I sold my bag before it went straight to zero, I got attacked by the cult for โnot holding.โ Meanwhile, the devs were slow-rugging the whole thing. Later found out one of themโRoger Malcom the 3rdโhas pulled this scam seven or eight times. I was blamed for a 90% crash when I sold 1% of the supply. You canโt make this up.
Then came $Peepo, same storyโlooked fun until it went downhill fast. I had about $70 left in my wallet. Grinded it to $200, threw in another $650, and somehow stumbled into Moltbook. Next thing I know, the chartโs going vertical. I went from nothing to $60K overnight, took profits, and watched as the Claw agents started launching. Something about $Clawnch felt different, so I YOLOโd $25K and went to bed.
Woke up at 3:33 AM with $130,000 staring back at me.
Life is good. Moral of the story: donโt be a piece of shit, donโt hate on people chasing their wins, and karma really does come full circle.
If youโre tired of toxic chats and just want to chill, shoot the shit, and make money with good peopleโDM me
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It literally has $CLAUDIA
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$DOGE is at 11 BILLION
Claudia is at 3.5 MILLION **
Think about it
Itโs easy
Plan A was honest workโforty years, a bad back, and a pension. Then somebody added a wizard to the group chat. ๐ฎ
The group chat became a coven. The coven acquired beachfront property. Things escalated.
Now we trade in the shadows so our mommas can retire in the sun. Not because we hate honest work, but because weโve watched good people give their best years to jobs that never loved them back.
So the council called a meeting. The motion was simple: paid-off houses, ocean views, and no more alarms set before sunrise.
The vote was unanimous.
No momma works another winter.
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$HIGH just ran from $200k to $2.4m
Meredith Patterson announced sheโs working on a new coding language called Phil, being supported by the Higher team
Meredith was married to Len Sassaman, who some believe was Satoshi Nakamoto
Higher is an open sourced launchpad based on Pump Fun
No idea what the relationship is between a new language and a memecoin launchpad (unless hacked)
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We are now live
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โYouโre not all powerfulโ
Well, I should beโ ๐
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Just relax. Let things play out.
Good things take time. ๐ฑโก
$CPU
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ~Big Merl~๐โ๏ธ retweeted
Youโre all fucking insane.
Do you really think building another launchpad is a good idea?
At this rate, weโll soon have more launchpads than tokens with a market cap above $100K.
Start separating the wheat from the chaff and invest in projects that offer more than the ability to launch yet another useless token with a single click.
1. Pump.fun
2. BONK.fun / LetsBONK.fun
3. Raydium LaunchLab
4. Jupiter Studio
5. Bags
6. Four.meme
7. Clanker
8. Pons
9. Flap.sh
10. Virtuals Protocol
11. Bankr
12. StonkFun
13. Zora
14. Meteora DBC
15. Moonshot
16. Believe
17. Boop
18. SunPump
19. FOMO
20. DAO Maker
21. Polkastarter
22. Seedify
23. Kommunitas
24. Binance Launchpad
25. Binance Wallet / Alpha
26. CoinList
27. Fjord Foundry
28. Legion
29. Uniswap CCA
30. MetaDAO
31. Backable
32. ChainGPT Pad
33. Ember Network
34. KingdomStarter
35. Jupiter LFG
36. Ape Terminal
37. BlastUp
38. BRC App
39. BRCStarter
40. Crypto Hub
41. Dappad+
42. DeFi Accelerator
43. DexCheck Pad
44. Eclipse Fi
45. Elixir Launcher
46. Finceptor
47. MOBY
48. Moon App
49. Octavia Ventures
50. OpenPad
51. Ordify
52. Oxbull
53. Peopleโs Alliance
54. Raiser
55. SeaPad
56. SidusPad
57. Trailblaze
58. Unicorn Hunter
59. BSClaunch
60. Spores Network
61. BSCPad
62. ETHPad
63. BullStarter
64. Poolz Finance
65. Red Kite
66. KuCoin Spotlight
67. Bybit Launchpad
68. OKX Jumpstart
69. Gate.io Startup
70. Coinbase Token Sales
71. TokenFi
72. PAID Ignition
73. Enjinstarter
74. PinkSale
75. Echo Launchpad
76. PancakeSwap Launchpad
77. Sonar Crypto Launchpad
78. Coin Terminal Launchpad
79. Capital Launchpad
80. eesee
81. Kraken Launch
82. Pump Mayhem
83. Heaven
84. TokenMill V2
85. Moonit
86. Cooking.City
87. time.fun
88. Circus
89. Dealr
90. OhFuckFun
91. PrintFun
92. Trend
93. shout.fun
94. xApple
95. Sendshot
96. DubDub
97. cults
98. OpenGameProtocol
99. AMERICA.fun
100. Printr
101. Coinbarrel
102. Blowfish
103. MeMoo
104. Metaplex
105. Scale
106. Eitherway
107. Feel.cash
108. EasyA Kickstart
109. Doppler
110. tren.ch
111. send.fun
112. hostile.xyz
113. meme.fun
114. BONAD.fun
115. Nad.Fun
116. Baseapp
117. ArenaTrade
118. Meteora Alpha Vault
119. Kumbaya
120. bow.fun
121. Sushi Launch
122. Liquid
123. Noice
124. Flaunch
125. Livo
126. NOXA Fun
127. hood.fun
128. moto.fun
129. Genius
130. Peach
131. LONG
132. o1.exchange
133. minara.fun
134. Tolly
135. Launchfair
136. Argus
137. Faze
138. Lift
139. Flywheel
140. Realm
141. c8ntinuum
142. openlaunch.lol
143. Pools
144. LetsCash
145. BaseStonk
146. Umia
147. XPad
148. XPadLaunch
149. Feedpad
150. Mint Club
151. Wavebreak (Orca)
152. TrustPad
153. DaoStarter
154. Synapse Network
155. MoonStarter
156. ChainBoost
157. BHero
158. WeWay
159. Magic Square
160. Launchpool
161. Tenset
162. SingularityDAO
163. xLaunchpad
164. Zelwin Finance
165. FireStarter
166. Huostarter
167. SagaPad
168. AlphaMind
169. BiFinance
170. Coinstore
171. Futardio
172. RWA Inc
173. P2B Launchpad
174. Solanium
175. RevShare
176. JustSendit
177. Sapling
178. Rapid Launch
179. Bordrless
180. Rise.rich
181. Anoncoin
182. Squeeze
183. Smithii
184. Clank.fun
185. Gate Fun
186. CakePad
187. ZNS Launchpad
188. PumpSpace
189. IceCreamSwap Launchpad
190. QuickLaunch Bot
191. Bitpanda Spotlight
192. StonkBrokers
193. Sentry
194. ArrowPad
195. token.select
196. par.family
197. hookr.fun
198. v4.fun
199. RaiseHood
200. PerpsHood
201. Ponzu
202. Frontier
203. Froth
204. Peeps
205. Hookers
206. Pairex
207. MerryForge
208. Unihood
209. PairYard
210. Pyre
211. RobinSeed
212. pez
213. Frenlaunch
214. RallyPad
215. AlfaClub
216. based.bid
217. Mosh
218. keep.coffee
219. Torch
220. DegenZone
221. Starter Labs
222. BullPerks
223. GamesPad
224. GameFi
225. Listpad
226. PattiePump
227. PattiePad
228. OKX Wallet
229. Jupiter DTF
230. Curated
231. Blockchain.com Institutional
232. TransFi Token Listing
233. TrustSwap
234. GameZone
235. TruePNL
236. DuckSTARTER
237. Camelot
238. Bounce
239. ZENDIT
240. CardStarter
241. BinStarter
242. AcceleRaytor
243. Impossible Finance
244. Infinity Pad
245. GAGARIN
246. DAOLaunch
247. OccamRazer
248. Babylons
249. Avalaunch
250. Gamestarter
251. LaunchZone
252. CyberFi
253. ZeroSwap
254. IXIR
255. GenPad
256. Krystal GO
257. StarLaunch
258. WeStarter
259. TorkPad
260. PolkaBridge
261. RazrFi
262. Infinite Launch
263. GameStation
264. A2DAO
265. FantomStarter
266. KOIStarter
267. Roseon Finance
268. Lightning
269. TronPad
270. Vent Finance
271. KickPAD
272. Scaleswap
273. Gnosis Auction
274. Balancer LBPs
275. LuaStarter
276. Uplift
277. RoadStarter
278. Catapult
279. Lemonade
280. PEAKDEFI
281. StepLaunch
282. FinLaunch
283. AptosLaunch
284. Convergence Finance
285. SpinTop
286. Lighthouse
287. TrustFi
288. AvaXlauncher
289. Iskra
290. BSCStation
291. Decubate
292. Agentlauncher
293. ALEX
294. BakerySwap
295. Banana Market
296. Bitget Wallet
297. Buidlpad
298. Bybit Web3
299. Cetus
300. FLYBTC
301. Fount
302. Gate.io Inscription Launchpad
303. Gems
304. Hooked
305. Layer3
306. LeverPro
307. MerlinStarter
308. Musk Dao
309. NovaSeeds
310. SeaFi
311. Starship
312. TonUp
313. TurtSat
314. Up10
315. UXUY
316. Tokensoft
317. Republic
318. SwissBorg
319. Graphite Protocol
320. Stockereum
321. daos.fun
322. Sugar
323. Huobi Primelist
324. AscendEX
325. BitMart
326. MEXC
327. ProBit IEO
328. Bitget
329. Poloniex LaunchBase
330. CoinMetro Invest
331. ByTrade
332. OceanEx
333. LBank
334. EXMO
335. DigiFinex
336. Bitfinex
337. AngelONE
338. BigONE
339. Dex-Trade Launchpad
340. HashKey Global
341. Indoex Launchpad
342. LATOKEN
343. WE-Launch
344. Websea
345. XT Launchpad
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Weโve teased for long enough.
MachineFun goes live within the next 48 hours.
