A dwarf h!tler

Fun fact: Hata English names zina regional patterns Kenya. Kuna majina utapata yamedominate certain regions kuliko zingine. Sometimes, mtu anaweza jua region umetoka just from your first name, hata kabla hajajua surname yako. For example ukiskia msupa anaitwa Wendy, Blessy, Bessy jua huyo ni miraa babes. Ukiskia ndume inaitwa Willy(Wilberforce), Wycliffe, Sospeter jua huyo ni wa ingo. Ukiskia swahili names sijui Zawadi, Amani, et al huyo si wa bara. Lakini ukiskia Edwin Sifuna unajua huyo ndo the 6th president of Kenya.

Unajua hii dunia ukiomba maadui, omba sana ikue wanaume sababu sisi wanaume tunaweza weka logic hata kwa uadui. Ukiangalia hata watu husameheana mbio na oftenly ni mandume. Makosa kubwa unaeza fanya ni kukua na wamama as your numero uno haters. That gender is very much certified in hating. Kama mimi iko msichana iliwai chukia mimi tukiwa pale institution of higher education eti kwa sababu aliniona event nikiwa na msichana ingine. Na ujue hata nilijaribu kujiredeem by taking her out, kununua maua hapa na pale, tuchocolate na ringoz lakini nakwambia haikuweza. Ndo ujue chuki ya wamama ni mbaya, tembea na huyo wakanesa wako alafu mkutane someone she hates, anakueleza vile anachukia yeye hadi unaona passion in it. Chuki iko mpaka na facial expressions. Anyway that's not what I wanted to say today. Ukiangalia ile jamaa iko kwa house of the hill, alias maskio bwaku wamabufallo, unajua hata shida unaeza pata si malaria kubwa. I came to realize hata hiyo kukonda amekonda ni juu wamama ndo wanamchukia zaidi hii nchi hata kuliko sisi wanaume. Ama sijui ni juu sisi wanaume tumezoea shida, sasa life under his reign inasound kama rite of passage. Ujue hata prime Baba could never pull baddies to maandamano, hapana. Maandamano ya Baba ilikua kina Gaucho, Omosh one hour, na Nuru Okanga. Ukipata the other gender ni wale men beaters akina Beryl Achieng', Mitchelle Atieno na kina mjaka mfine. Hao baddies wengine walianza kutokea maandamano time hii nyang'au ilichukua kiti. Na hata hiyo maandamano msichana alikua anameza teargas kama oris saizo Bookten na Kasamwel makori wanatoka siaka teargas ya kwanza ikirushwa. Hizi ndio vitu naangalia najua hii mtu haiwezi rudi. Si hata wamadimples ni wamama walimpitisha aty juu ako na smile supuu kumbe akili ni alionya.Nakwambia hii mtu lazima tutoe huko apende asipende na tupeleke yeye Kamiti mamae. Geukia jirani yako hapo umwambie WANTAM na usimuulize jina juu yeye ni Sifuna.