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NotInTheFace

@NotInTheFace_69

♌︎ ♍︎ ♎︎ • 🇮🇳 🍉• she/her • former streamer/current shitposter • aspiring astro girly • Scorpio stan account • also @maybeintheface

 Zohran’s Islamic State of NYC
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Joined January 2020
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NotInTheFace (@NotInTheFace_69) profile pictureNotInTheFace@NotInTheFace_69Sep 23
I wanna be with someone who looks at my pussy like the Amigara Fault
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bad gal mads🦋 (@kween_mads) profile picture
bad gal mads🦋@kween_mads4h
On some shit jehovah hasn’t even witnessed yet
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Astrology Vibez
@astrologyvibez6h
Capricorn and Aquarius moons are so closed off because when we actually have feelings we are legitimately insane. We don’t like to lose control emotionally because it’s so incredibly vulnerable that it scares us to give anyone else that much power over our feelings.
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Before and after brought to you by @NYCParks, @nyliberty and @BrooklynNets. Fish Playground's basketball courts just got a big upgrade.
Image from Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor)
Image from Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor)
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Apologies to like literally everyone but I’ve been feeling so dead inside lately. So if I’m not super responsive, it is not at all personal
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kait 🍁@kaitnotcake8h
i’m begging y’all to consider some non white people for 007 oh my god someone get dev patel on the phone NOW
Cinema Now (@CinemaaNow) profile pictureCinema Now
@CinemaaNow14h
The 5 finalists for the new James Bond. Who would you choose?
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LAKERS ENJOYER@onefinesmoothie7h
3-6 months left of this country
Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) profile pictureKen Klippenstein
@kenklippenstein8h
lmao
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We da best
primo pisces ³³³ (@theicypisces) profile pictureprimo pisces ³³³
@theicypiscesNov 6
Leos have entered my top 3 favorite zodiac signs 🧍🏽‍♂️
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aayush
@aayushkapoor_Nov 6
Thank you @ZohranKMamdani
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Image from aayush (@aayushkapoor_)
Image from aayush (@aayushkapoor_)
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Lebron Q. Septa@dropkick_murray8h
The only reason she didn’t have a QR code on Charlie’s casket at the funeral is she didn’t think of it
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
@RichardHanania14h
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Erika Kirk did not say the hot sauce "is now available at grocery stores everywhere." In the Dec. 2025 clip, she said seeing his hot sauce in the grocery store hits her hard and she wants to buy it. dailymail.co.uk/media/article-… kirkshotsauce.com
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kim brulee 🍮
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I feel like the world is mean to women like Megan and Doja because they’re really fucking hot and very much enjoy being themselves. People love to tear women like that down
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˚ʚ bambi ɞ˚ (@velmakinkley) profile picture
˚ʚ bambi ɞ˚@velmakinkley9h
where does a girl find a pathetic little man who will be obsessed with her?
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Rewarding myself for being normal and nice for many hours at last night’s networking event by being a complete lazy piece of shit today
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@maddenificoNov 7
Mamdani, shows up to do garba with aunties. 😂🥰
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It really is actually!!
astrology bot (@hourIyhoroscope) profile pictureastrology bot
@hourIyhoroscopeNov 6
leo, it has to be something wonderful to be loved by you.
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Okay this received much more interest than I originally anticipated!!! In the coming days I’m gonna put out a Google doc to organize people’s requests I can do on my downtime!
NotInTheFace (@NotInTheFace_69) profile pictureNotInTheFace@NotInTheFace_69Nov 7
Would anyone be interested in free or donation based mini readings? I’m trying to get better and do some astro research. Virgo stellium wanting to perfect her craft ya know?
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit11h
This is why Talarico won.
amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17) profile pictureamanda moore 🐢
@noturtlesoup1721h
This song about Talafreako comes up nonstop on TikTok.
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If one opened in downtown Brooklyn I would never have another depressive episode in my life
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Replying to @NYCMayor
@NYCMayor can you bring a Cheesecake Factory to manhattan please?
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Astrology Vibez
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“Sometimes you just have to be cunty and iconic.” - Leo, Taurus, Libra, Scorpio
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This has been the unsexiest Venus retrograde in the history of ever
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Thinking about how I took care of a freshly post surgery cat alone while she was going through some of the worst shit (literally). No one was around for me when she had explosive diarrhea, stepped all up in it bc she was drugged tf up, and got back into bed like nothing
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