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Morgan Human-Person

@PartyHkt

i would mute me if i were you

 Kentuckiana
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Joined September 2019
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“Even the Buddha does not let you slap his face a third time” is how I try to live
𓀎 (@yapittarius) profile picture𓀎@yapittariusOct 29
i’ve never been a fan of going tit for tat but now i recognize what it does to your self esteem to always send the message that you are unworthy of defense so now i shake the table when people try me. even when it’s technically ‘beneath’ me.
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November 1 and I still miss you
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Morgan Human-Person retweeted
em ✶ COMMS OPEN (@lesbiem) profile picture
em ✶ COMMS OPEN@lesbiem16h
can’t take my eyes off you..
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Once when someone asked me if I knew any white girls I was like “i mean, I am one… so basically half my family?” Apparently they meant “do you know where to get cocaine”
cucked fujo (@gochu_gyaru) profile picturecucked fujo@gochu_gyaru16h
my autistic ass answer to my friend asking if I wanna do drugs for a rave last night… I was imagining a friendly white woman who enjoys hiking and raves
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alisee@uruglywings18h
please don’t kill yourself live for the twitter girl you want to fuck
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Morgan Human-Person retweeted
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demi@naomiiverse8h
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're only interested in me as a friend
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Many such cases 😭
sailor christopher nobody (@hitogabe) profile picturesailor christopher nobody@hitogabe14h
i want to be drunk texted tonight but there is not even a semblance of a roster or even a single individual
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They gave my pizza away to someone else 🫩
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I am my father’s daughter
Morgan Human-Person (@PartyHkt) profile pictureMorgan Human-Person@PartyHkt17h
YES i made Grumpy Cashier at the gas station laugh I have been trying since July
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Next thing you know, I’ll be slipping waiters $50 tips and saying “take the rest of the night off”
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YES i made Grumpy Cashier at the gas station laugh I have been trying since July
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My boomer neighbors apparently do not agree that it is still bikini weather
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This is one of the saddest experiences a modern woman can have
e taylor (@erinisaway) profile picturee taylor@erinisawayOct 31
took hot nudes w no one to send them to bc everyone disgusts me….wtf
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Losing your mother means pretty much no one should be putting extra grief on you. You should not have to comfort anyone. psychologytoday.com/us/blog/…
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I’m telling you there is something wrong with England What do you mean I have to chat you up to get $3500 out of my account
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Lady C (@its_lady_c) profile pictureLady C@its_lady_cOct 29
Called up @firstdirect to make sure the funds were available at the bank to draw out 2.5K They were not happy, wanted to know what it was for. Told them a gift for my daughter for her holiday. They asked where she was going, I told the non of their business. They have refused.
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In like 2003 I got a $10 pair of sunglasses at target that was so spectacular that I had people from all over the country buy them at their target and mail them to me I ended up with like 15 pairs and the last one broke a couple of years ago Never been happy since
david (@semisauced) profile picturedavid
@semisaucedOct 31
some dude last night was so desperate to buy my $15 target sunglasses that he chased me down on my way to the bathroom. i told him no amount of money could convince me to part with them bc they’re the only sunnies i’ve ever owned that i can wear for 18+ hours without discomfort, but that didn’t stop him from offering me over $300 cash
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I just screamed at the concept of paying for a PhD Most terrifying thing I have seen this Halloween season
4th Class Officer (@4thClassOfficer) profile picture4th Class Officer
@4thClassOfficerOct 31
Did she...pay..for her PhD?
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this is the kind of life partnership I am looking for
lillia ♡ (@sealulu_) profile picturelillia ♡@sealulu_Oct 31
in another life we are two mice eating blackberries together
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Coll McCail@MccailCollOct 30
This is an incredibly significant mobilisation across 110 ports in 22 countries. Organisers estimate 52,000 containers will remain idle, holding $2.8 billion worth of cargo. The largest coordinated port action ever held, grinding the global arms trade to a halt.
James Schneider (@schneiderhome) profile pictureJames Schneider@schneiderhomeOct 30
HAPPENING NOW Dockworkers are taking action across all six inhabited continents in a historic day of strikes against war, the arms trade and labour exploitation.
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I hope everyone has a real fun weekend and gets to party I will be working bc I am very very VERY brave Please do not drink and drive because I love you so much
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literally me
えちごやとちわわ (@echigoyamoke) profile pictureえちごやとちわわ@echigoyamokeOct 31
レタス。
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