Longform journalist, regular contributor for https://teapaw.org/t.co/cYFdNB2cDC @TheDailyBeast, executive producer of @7DeadlySinsShow at PDX's Mission Theatre.
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At least we’ll always have this, Matt—a perfect summation of right-wing free speech advocacy
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Me and my son watching his mom rearrange the entire dishwasher she just asked me to load:
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If there is a state with greater scenic beauty than Oregon, I haven’t seen it. Mountains, high desert, Pacific, Hood, Columbia, Portland — it’s just spectacular. I don’t want to spoil anything for residents, but it’s a truly underrated state. I’m lucky to have married into it.
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Charles Curtis has got to be the most unrecognized "first" in American history.
I can guarantee you 95% of Americans don't know we had a Native American vice president.
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It's cool how masculinity is now about being a moronic barbarian who's openly insecure about people thinking you're gay. Men used to write books
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The best part of the Kid Rock set is when the actors they hired to pretend to be a string duet clearly had never heard the song before, so when the cello does a norm descencion he randomly decides to go way up and stay there. The violinist is noodling around during melodic runs.
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The roman statue pfps will look you dead in the eye and tell you that conservatives spend their days debating the merits of the 1608 Quarto version of King Lear versus the 1623 Folio version.
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People are treating this rapist freak's email inbox like it's the source code of the universe and I genuinely don't think we're coming back from this.
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Personally, this was my favorite Jaren Jackson Jr. moment in Memphis
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as I keep saying and will continue to say: people don't care about child sexual abuse or the sexual abuse of young women and girls (or boys, for that matter) nearly as much as they pretend to
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Trump ran on an urban legend about Haitians eating cats and Harris ran on expanding Medicare.
The Democrats have accomplished something that would seem to be impossible: They have made their own party seem like the crazier of the two. NYT's Tom Edsall analyzes (with quotes from many moderates, including me). nytimes.com/2026/01/27/opini…
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This is what republicans want! This is how they want bathrooms to be!!!! How do you not know this?
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I'm literally a restaurant waiter with an incomplete degree and I could have told you what was coming. How do these people have jobs
🔊 Reuters North America editor Sally Buzbee on covering Trump's return: 'I don't think in those first few days we understood what an organized agenda they had.' Hear more on our On Assignment podcast: reut.rs/3YX6PX6
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If you are a political commentator in the United States and you are choosing to admit in 2026 that you have realized that you badly underestimated how bad Donald Trump is: this should be something you are admitting in a letter announcing your retirement from public life
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One of the most blatant Rule of Todds ever!
No he didn’t, Libby. His written remarks referred to Greenland as a “piece of ice” because that’s what it is.
You’re the only one mixing anything up here.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
He clearly misidentified Greenland ans Iceland several times.
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It's from @RTodKelly : “One bizarre aspect of Trumpism as a philosophy is that it relies on a belief that video and audio recordings of things don’t exist.” We apply it when MAGA says something that is easily contradicted by video and audio.