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I used to like to think I could drive like a racing driver. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am just a fat middle aged ham fisted pretender.

London, England
Joined November 2009
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Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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Off for an Inspection 2 before getting stored for Winter. Still love it. #e46m3 #newcarssuck
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Home insurance premium going from £320 a year to £570 with no changes. Ummmm. How about no Frontier Insurance!
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live footage of AI supply chain investors recovering from the Blue Wave midterms selloff seeing the Jensen Nvidia apology memo
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
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Cleaned up for a charity ball
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Whoever decided engines should shut themselves off at every red light needs a good kick in the nuts.
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I voted illegally 9 times today as a non-US citizen. My name is Charles Leclerc and I am an F1 driver for Scuderia Ferrari.
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Trump should release the remaining Epstein Files to distract from these election results.
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25% of the UK population is disabled?
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Jon retweeted
Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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Identity politics for you…
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40 years ago South Africa had nuclear weapons and a space program
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Disgusting @MYANC @CyrilRamaphosa has been allowed to rape the country that showed so much promise just 30 years ago
Johannesburg's city government emptied its own water company's bank account the night before a new rule would have locked that money in for water. About $200 million, down to zero. Four months later, people in the city that's home to Africa's biggest stock exchange are lining up at trucks for 13 gallons of water a day. Johannesburg buys its water from a big regional supplier called Rand Water, and nearly half of what it buys disappears before anybody gets a bill for it. About a quarter of all of it just leaks out of busted pipes into the dirt. Over the past year the city logged more than 50,000 leaks. That works out to about 140 a day, every single day. Fixing the whole network would cost something like $1.6 billion. At the pace they're going now, one South African think tank figures it would take about 200 years to replace all the old pipes. The city pulls in roughly $700 million a year selling water, and less than $80 million of that goes back into building and fixing the system. One watchdog group says the city has swept more than $350 million out of the water company this term alone. After the June raid, the water company couldn't pay about $100 million in bills and shut down most of its projects, leak repairs included. So even more water leaked. Now follow the money on the other side. Every time a pipe stays broken, somebody gets paid to drive water into that neighborhood on a truck. Johannesburg has spent almost $40 million on water trucks in five years, and it still won't tell anyone who got the money. A court threw out one $16 million truck contract last December over irregularities. An investigator with South Africa's Human Rights Commission said they found evidence that water infrastructure was sometimes sabotaged on purpose to drum up truck business, and the country's own water minister has called the people behind it a mafia. What gets me is that the family waiting at the truck for their 13 gallons still counts as having water service in the official numbers, because their house has a tap.
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Last drive today before service and being tucked under the covers.
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How these morons survive I just don’t know.
😂 LOL “Potholes will be there because we live in the situation of climate change” FFS 🤣🤣
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Son: Hey Dad, what was your favorite song when you were in high school? Dad: Son, let me take you back to 1995 for a minute. This will give you goosebumps.
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When using AI on a single subject for a few hours, I do find it starts to disappear up its own asshole at a point
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