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Jon

@RealJKay

I used to like to think I could drive like a racing driver. I have finally come to the conclusion that I am just a fat middle aged ham fisted pretender.

 London, England
Joined November 2009
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Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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$NVDA
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live footage of AI supply chain investors recovering from the Blue Wave midterms selloff seeing the Jensen Nvidia apology memo
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterNov 8
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.
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Whoever decided engines should shut themselves off at every red light needs a good kick in the nuts.
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I voted illegally 9 times today as a non-US citizen. My name is Charles Leclerc and I am an F1 driver for Scuderia Ferrari.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Trump should release the remaining Epstein Files to distract from these election results.
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Sick
@sickdotdevNov 1
Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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Identity politics for you…
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40 years ago South Africa had nuclear weapons and a space program
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 31
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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Son: Hey Dad, what was your favorite song when you were in high school? Dad: Son, let me take you back to 1995 for a minute. This will give you goosebumps.
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History will look back on this period in society and conclude we all lost our f*cking minds.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 29
🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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🚨NEW: A UK bank chief executive, reacting to John Healey's decision to raise the bank's profit surcharge said: "Taxing the engines of growth to reduce VAT on gherkins is end-of-Rome level of stupidity" [@FT]
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To be fair, Kemi did a fucking fantastic job here. “We got 4p off Gherkins” Look at Andy Burnham’s FACE 😂
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What about my paintings again?
VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) profile pictureVANITY FAIR
@VanityFairOct 22
Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed His Secret Negotiations—Including More Than $700 Million In Transfers vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
The Art of the Deal: Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed More Than $700 Million in Transfers

The Art of the Deal: Jared Kushner’s Hacked Phone Revealed More Than $700 Million in Transfers

An exclusive excerpt from ‘Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed’s Secret Plot to Remake the Middle East’ examines how bank accounts linked the president’s son-in-law—and former...

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The ANC and its supporters will tell you that they hate racism, while openly championing the most racist policies imaginable.
Newsday (@NewsdayZA) profile pictureNewsday
@NewsdayZAOct 18
The Department of Land Reform and Rural Development states that leasing state land is not open to white citizens of South Africa. newsday.co.za/south-africa/2…
No whites allowed: Government department’s rules for leasing state land

No whites allowed: Government department’s rules for leasing state land

The Department of Land Reform and Rural Development states that leasing state land is not open to white citizens of South Africa.

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Remember, there are no race laws and discrimination against white people in South Africa. It’s a figment of your imagination.
Newsday (@NewsdayZA) profile pictureNewsday
@NewsdayZAOct 18
The Department of Land Reform and Rural Development states that leasing state land is not open to white citizens of South Africa. newsday.co.za/south-africa/2…
No whites allowed: Government department’s rules for leasing state land

No whites allowed: Government department’s rules for leasing state land

The Department of Land Reform and Rural Development states that leasing state land is not open to white citizens of South Africa.

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We've got HomeView at home
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@kunooOct 12
The Palantir CEO Alex Karp never learned how to drive. Alex Karp: “I was too broke... then I was too rich.”
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