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Mental Masochist

@SentientSadist

Ambers love was like a marble. https://teapaw.org/t.co/HQ53v3uAjM

 Atlanta, GA
Joined December 2019
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They said "we have to address the elephant in the room" at my intervention and I'm like you're the delusional ones seeing invisible animals. Then I high fived it and rode it the fuck out of there.
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ANAÏS NINJA
@michikoconutsAug 25
Hey who’s looking for a manic-sexual, hyper-vigilant girlfriend with an insecure attachment style, that grows her own heirloom radishes and will act out west side story in real time? *finger guns forever
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I tweeted all my best drafts and they bombed. So there's that.
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@michikoconutsAug 9
Death by a 1000 $8/mo subscriptions. I’m microdosing hell.
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ANAÏS NINJA
@michikoconutsJul 31
Asking Ai about love is like tryna ask your toaster financial advice.
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I've been taking a shot everytime I see a commercial on YouTube and it's fucking up my sobriety
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I have good luck but my good luck is on acid
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonAug 7
My “irrational” fear of ladybugs has kept me alive this long.
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ᑎIᑕᛕƳ ᗷ (@Nickynbr) profile picture
ᑎIᑕᛕƳ ᗷ
@NickynbrAug 6
And for the lady, perhaps some uncontrollable laughter.
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CoCo@unhingebingeAug 5
Remember who you fucking are! Even if you're an idiot who can't find matching socks to wear.
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Opioid Cunningham@anthracitedubAug 7
I’ve designed a few people’s tattoos and for that, I’m sorry.
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SentientBunnySuit🐰@SuitSentientAug 7
I like to leave reviews that are so anonymous I don't even tell people what I think.
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David 🦃@DBStonerAug 7
Stop trying to force the issue. Show some patience.
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E~ville@E_Ville13Aug 7
Please kill me. Sincerely, The Messenger
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Ganja Lilly@PureGanja1Aug 7
I had a nightmare last night. The whole world stopped making pasta.
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I bet I could order a Mount Dew flavoured pizza from somewhere.
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I'm at that point in my life where I avoid mirrors
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Old habits die hard because they're so damn familiar.
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Idunno@oksheeshAug 6
Becky called me from customer service but she sounds male and Indian
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Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFireAug 5
*settling into bed* My bladder: Hey girl heyyyy
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If chocolate wouldn't taste so good, I wouldn't have a problem.
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