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Service Bitch

@ServerDoll
Joined July 2013
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This is the worst experience you've had here? I don't care. #serverproblems
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Becca Schlumbohm@b_schlum15 Feb 2015
Kinda wanna be slammed, kinda wanna be dead. #waitressprobs
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Happy Money Making Day, servers! May your tips be big, management be tolerable, and guests be delightful 馃榿鉂わ笍 #serverproblems #ValentinesDay
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@bitchywaiter @1bitchywaitress This is why I drink. It's 730. #fml #valentines #killme
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To all the love birds dining out for Valentine's Day
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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb? "Fuck that, it's not my side work!"
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Rebekah@bekaaahhhann13 Feb 2015
When you didn't know the dishwashers mopped and you walk on the floor. @TipOrGoHome #Giannas #ServerLife vine.co/v/OFQYmlxD7Hu
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You might be a server if....#serverlife
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ZyroNikk@M_DollarServer6 Feb 2015
Serving in February is like visiting Hell in the summertime
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I stopped being bitter about Valentine's Day when I started making money off couples 馃槑 #serverproblems
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If you've ever clapped when a waitress dropped everything, you're a joyless garbage monster.
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krys.@krystin_ellison25 Jan 2015
There are 2 kinds of people in the world.. @BitterAssServer @ShitServersSay @ServingyouProbz
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noelle@noellefromhell25 Jan 2015
If you haven't gone into work one morning still drunk from the night before are you actually a sever? #serverlife #noragrets @TipOrGoHome
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Server_Life@TipOrGoHome22 Jan 2015
When you know another server needs money to pay rent tomorrow and you don't feel like closing
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@SouthernHomo15 Jan 2015
Same, Beyonc茅. Same.
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You鈥檒l never have better friends than those you make in restaurants but you鈥檒l get into more trouble with them than all the others combined.
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Nothing really makes you question your life decisions more than a gluten-free, vegan two top. #IKilledTheCow #ServerProbs
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Server_Life@TipOrGoHome16 Sep 2014
When a guest wants me to repeat the side orders for the 4th time...
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The great thing about the holidays: regulars. 馃憣馃挌馃挷 @waitresslife @ServerDoll
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DO NOT come in my bar, run up $100 tab, & then tell me you're "broke" & can only manage an $8 tip. Just fucking don't.
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