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teawhy

@WedontgetTyler

regulation winston guy, proud comment leaver. #WeAreTheKrewe #CUBS #SeeRed #π•Ώπ–π–Šπ•­π–—π–”π–™π–π–Šπ–—π–π–”π–”π–‰ πŸ’™ 😈

 Chicago, IL
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Joined July 2011
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I wish I had been able to see the bigger picture all along & truly appreciated these moments while living them. I will be eternally grateful for every photo she ever took or kept. I'm gonna miss u so much mom πŸ’œ
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There are a lot of people on Hinge that need your therapist
ONeely Cruz (@Neely711) profile pictureONeely Cruz@Neely711Oct 28
I told my therapist I want a boyfriend to go on fun dates with but never want them to sleep over and ideally never want to touch them and she let me know what I'm looking for is actually called a friend.
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β€œI looked into this” okay so you did $200 divided by 8 people to get a price per serving
Junae Brown| I Am The Marketing Plan (@JunaeBrown) profile pictureJunae Brown| I Am The Marketing Plan@JunaeBrown15h
So I looked into this and what’s funniest is that it breaks down to about you guessed it…$25 per person
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Wisconsin, you listen to me! If you're near a Culvers right nowβ€”go into the restaurant and put your hand in the fryer for no reason!! Their curds are your curds... as of right now
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Imagine a hot girl straight up blowjobbing your penis
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Hey yall here’s 4 screenshots of the most insipid uneventful Hinge chat of all time. Shouldn’t this person im talking to kill themselves?
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Me roaming DePaul at the young age of 30
k✌︎tie (@C4NCERGIRL) profile picturek✌︎tie@C4NCERGIRLOct 28
how it feels like walking around a college campus at age 26
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declan πŸ€ (@_declan74) profile picturedeclan πŸ€@_declan74Oct 28
is this just what we're doing now
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Sabrina brier ass so fat, I’ll hit that mothafucka on Juneteenth
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minion pussy is probably so soft and tight with lips that just wrap right around your fingers. theyre always asking for banana and i bet it’d feel so good to give it to them. i wonder what minion brain feels like
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jham (@bohojham) profile picturejham@bohojhamOct 27
every meal is $20
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Sam McDowell (@SamMcDowell11) profile pictureSam McDowell
@SamMcDowell11Oct 28
The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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Yall ever nut and just let it crust in your underwear?
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What a miserable way to live lmaoooo
aquilla (@aquivon3) profile pictureaquilla@aquivon3Oct 26
men thanking their wives (and mothers) in speeches are always like thank you for sacrificing all of your hopes and dreams so mine could come true… what a depressing reminder of the world that we live in
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Latinos probably the only ones in night city still saying nigga instead of choom
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this clip fries me every time
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y'all not real geekers
pepper (@pissypepper) profile picturepepper@pissypepperOct 26
I knew I was big asf when I was doing coke regularly and I gained weight
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looking for a gf, she must: - love me (optional) - have a short range tesla cannon - be able to jump long distances - turn angry as her ultimate - have a dome shield to counter aoe slop
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Went 0/16 in sports bets this weekend, lost all 3 fantasy matchups and hinge girl ghosted, when will it turn
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no i didn't score with anyone at the party but my xGF% was really high
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