Certain bodies must not repeat themselves in the dawn. Men do not fight for tons of steel. This, sir, is my resignation. The desperate die expensively today.
(They/he) UMass Amherst EngLit
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Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
lmao when Billy says โI havenโt had sex in 900 days, unless you count Pamela Handersonโ and Nathan is like ummm excuse me????
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
One thing that is very important to remember that is that you are not part of a โcommunityโ by virtue of being a poet/short story writer/novelist tweeting on twitter. You enter in community by making things together with people; one wouldnโt call a pile of bricks a house.
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
you can see everything is, in part, about how spotting a work doesn't neccesarily break the spell of getting worked. the pleasures of it & the irreconcilable parsing too strong. knowing kayfabe doesn't break it bc it's a fusion w/ reality. oh but the riches found in the pursuit
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
underrated moment in you see everything when nathan is asking about the mattress and billys just like yeah cause we just sleep on bed frames here
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
ืืืืืืื ืืืื ืืืื ืืฉืื ืืืืจื ืืืืขื ืืืื ืฉืืฉ ืืื. ืืฃ ืจืืื ืืขืื ืืฃ ืจืืื, ืคืจืืกืช ืืื ืืขืื ืคืจืืกืช ืืื, ืื ืืืฉื ืืื ืืืื, ืืื ืืื ืืืืื ืขืืื ืืืืืชืจืช ืืืืืื ืืืื ืฉืืืฉื, ืืืืื ืืื ืืืืจ.
ืืื ืฉื ืฆืื ืฉืืดืก ืืืฆืืื ืืื ืฉืื ืืืชืจื ืืช ืืขืืื, ืืืืกืืจืื ืืืขืืื ืืืื ืืฉืืขืชื, ืืืืขืืจื ืืฆืื ืืง.
ืื ืืืจ ืชืื ื ื ืืช ืืืืืืืช, ืืื ืืฆืื ื ื ืืืจื ืืืืืื. ืืืื ืฉืืืฉื ืืกืืจ ืืชืช ืืื ืืืืื, ืืฆืืืขืื ืืณ ืืงืืคื!
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
everything i know about the zionist cheating scandal is against my will, but itโs really funny that people act like cheating someone is the worst thing someone could possibly do. when idk killing kids is worse
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
Not sure what โdeliberately obtuseโ means but I donโt think I am being it.
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
I feel like saying "Quirk Chungus" is a bit more embarrassing than being "Quirk Chungus"
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
Back when Time Warner was a thing, it had a function on the guide to block shows from being watched and you couldn't remove it (probably could but I was a dumbass 10 year old) and I tested that function on poor Oswald. Never saw that funny octopus again kinda ruined my life.
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so itโs not like weโre close if something happens. I havenโt been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long.
Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer retweeted
I watched this shit on acid and felt like I was getting a hug from my granny the whole time โค๏ธ
