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The Mayor

@_TheMayor
 Chicago, IL
Joined June 2009
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Sam Vecenie (@Sam_Vecenie) profile picture
Sam Vecenie
@Sam_VecenieOct 23
I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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@the_P_GodOct 21
Got beers with my absolute boys. We talked about the same nonsense we always talk about for 6 hours. It was the greatest time ever.
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Every conservative complaint can either be met with “that’s not how that works at all” or “holy shit who cares”
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NFC East winless in a week where two of its teams were playing each other
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I could have had a decade and not come up with a better headline
NFL Drop (@TheNFLDrop) profile pictureNFL Drop
@TheNFLDropOct 1
REPORT: Mike Tomlin says he banned Antonio Brown from his Minecraft server after he used TNT to bomb a hospital.
Image from NFL Drop (@TheNFLDrop)
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Sox On 35th
@SoxOn35thOct 1
A second Mune interview has hit the timeline
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Sox had the tamale man and cubs held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk
Kara (@karafagan) profile pictureKara@karafaganSep 29
I’ve met many Cubs fans who also root for the White Sox but zero White Sox fans who also root for the Cubs lol
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Case Keenum fresh off the couch for his first game in 3 years
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Shelfy
@RealShelfySep 25
There it is.. Greatest Video of All-Time
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average MLB game: "another well pitched competitive ballgame, it doesn't get much better than this" average 2026 white sox game:
Image from murakami kid aj (@itsbaseballkid)
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jack
@jack_bfrSep 20
Wife: “There’s no way you’re just going to sit there and watch football for the next 10 hours” Me:
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Bitchy Witch@TraderGoysSep 16
This being actually one of the best videos ever
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zionist ed sheeran be like im in love with the state of jew
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J.P. McDade (@jp_mcdade) profile picture
J.P. McDade@jp_mcdadeSep 12
Pretty cool moment for him. You can see why he let 9/11 happen.
Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) profile pictureRory Cooper
@rorycooperSep 11
Still hits the same
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Katie@KayTeeeOhSep 12
Both talking about 15 men that disappointed them
bailey (@Baileymoon15) profile picturebailey@Baileymoon15Sep 11
these people next to me are on a date and she’s telling him about every guy she’s slept with and he’s telling her about his fantasy team
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huge misunderstanding of american humor and everything but here's my proposal for the 9/11: two manhattans with a shot of fireball dropped in, and you drop a third shot of fireball in someone else's drink halfway down the bar
LP. (@MsMeowkinz) profile pictureLP.@MsMeowkinzSep 9
Went to Ireland and CONFIDENTLY ordered two Irish car bombs and the bartender let me know that was EXTREMELY offensive and equivalent to ordering 2 9/11s 😭😭😭
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Stunna@incognitoStunnaAug 31
Not now kitten, daddy is hand picking the grown men who get to piss him off for the next 17 weeks
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Nico Fassino@NicoFassinoAug 30
> First pope in history to do this > Uses a pontoon boat He's from the Midwest alright
Catholic Sat (@CatholicSat) profile pictureCatholic Sat
@CatholicSatAug 29
Pope Leo XIV becomes the first Pope in history to take part by boat in the procession for the Feast of Our Lady of the Lake in Castel Gandolfo, crossing the waters that have provided the backdrop to the summer residence of the Popes for the past 400 years.
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j. mamana@jrmamanaAug 27
dolly parton: tim! tim curry: dolly! both: jolene? god: here’s a microphone 😇 ratko mladic: i do not recognize this court
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesAug 27
Breaking News: Ratko Mladic, the Bosnian Serb general during the Balkan wars of the 1990s who was convicted in the killing of 8,000 Muslims at Srebrenica, Europe’s deadliest massacre since World War II, has died. He was 83. nyti.ms/3T013o6
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The pope got the “pope hat.”
Image from Fr. T. Becket A. Franks, O.S.B. (@becketmonk)
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