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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Alas. Who even knew you could count up to 18? I thought you prefer anything under 18 Mogotio Epstein?
😂😂 Mzee aliita rafiki yake aje amsaidie kufunga bao, lakini mchungaji akaishia kushika handball ndani ya box la 18! Game sasa inazidi kushikana. VAR bado haijaamua! 😂
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
My sister Nancy Kibaba, WR Aspirant Bungoma ako ndani! Ndugu Hon Titus Kwoma, MCA Chekalini ward and Minority Leader Kakamega County Assembly pia ako ndani ya @LindaMwananchi_. Karibuni sana Waheshimiwa!
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Abduction imehit nyumbani ndio ukachangamka? Endeleeni kusupport upuzi Hii regime infanta, kawaida one day itahit closer to home
I think H.E @WILLIAMSRUTO should read the riot act to the security chiefs still holding Lawyer ABSHIR ABDI. How can security organs snatch him from the street and hold him this long? Some of us rightly defend the record of this government and we proudly stand tall for the vision and ideas that drive it...AND WE WILL CONTINUE doing so. But somethings are PLAINLY STUPID FOR GOVERNMENT...When you have someone snatching a young lawyer from Mandera and holding him despite the orders from court that he released, what can you say? Let us assume ABSHIR was planning to overthrow the government of President Moi and install himself as President of Kenya. Thankfully, the treason failed. His attempt to take power has failed and no blood was shed. He was subsequently arrested for treason and planning to overthrow the legitimate government of Kenya...SO WHAT? Hundreds of Kenyans were tried for treason in the 1980s...it is a serious offence...but as a constitutional democracy we try serious offences in our courts. We are not a banana republic that snatches people from the streets and hold them in holes underground. Mr...President please order the idiots holding ABSHIR ADVOCATE to take him to court or release him immediately.
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Defilement is thirsty work huh?
Minute 25: Water break! Hydration before we resume the action. ⚽
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
He's clean na governors wa wiper are minting the ukambani coffers dry? Ama unadhani hatujui Wavinya is always taking a cheque to him every end month? Kitu iko clean kwa Kalonzo ni hairline lakini hata jina ako karibu kuchange ajiite Sifuna, check your lane dia
Tell me one person Kalonzo Musyoka has killed?? or his office is being accused of? .....we must have this conversation...he is clean...if you think otherwise tell us...give us one money scandal he is involved in...we are waiting...
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Honored to host Japanese Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary to the Republic of Kenya H.E Matsuura Hiroshi at the office this Morning. Our two countries share a longstanding friendship built on mutual respect and cooperation that we all commit to continue building.
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Ukipatana na post yoyote inasupport H.E Sifuna, usikose ku engage.. Could be a like, repost or comment... Sifuna must be seen ..
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Mine is to echo what mwalimu has said
Sifuna can deputize God only.
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
The fact that she can say No by herself IS feminism.
Empowered women do not follow the ways of the World
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Yung miami dumb asf
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Naskia umekuwa deputy.... Rada bois?
Mnajua CIvilizer 001? Mtu solid sana. Ako area na anasema @LindaMwananchi_ Movement ndio chama yake.
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Mnajua CIvilizer 001? Mtu solid sana. Ako area na anasema @LindaMwananchi_ Movement ndio chama yake.
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
I have a question: is he in the kitchen as I’m doing this? Have we eaten dinner already? Or I’ll do all this then still make dinner?
Kitchen party is everything in coastal culture... Bibi harusi anafunzwa kukuna na kujojoa😋😊✌️ Kuna mwana kuna
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Siwezi ingia kwa polling station kupigia Kalonzo kura mimi. Sifuna should stand guided !
OPPOSITION BREAKTHROUGH: Reports circulating online suggest that opposition leaders may have reached an agreement with Kalonzo Musyoka as the presidential candidate, Edwin Sifuna as Deputy President and Fred Matiang’i as Prime Cabinet Secretary. If confirmed, this could be 1/2
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
She said “is it because of $150 all of you are insulting me? Take your pennies” chai😭😭
Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS issuing refunds for its Advent Calendar following customer outrage, with many calling it “Fyre Festival of Advent Calendars.”
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
You don’t need to travel to Somalia or Burundi to see a dilapidated country in East Africa. Just travel to Nyanza counties and see the lackluster job our governors are doing.
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Governors are busy launching hospitals, school feeding programmes, roads, markets, etc. But you're busy launching paramilitary officers to salute you when you're not busy posting AI photos. Shida yako ni gani?
When my administration took over leadership of Homa Bay, we found a glaring gap: no professional Enforcement and Inspectorate Unit. So we established one. Today, we are proud to have a premier paramilitary service, with officers trained at the Forest Law Enforcement Academy at the Kenya Forestry College in Londiani. These officers continue to rise to the occasion, diligently enforcing county laws, maintaining public order, and significantly enhancing service delivery for the people of Homa Bay. Today, we celebrate their contributions.
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
" I told you in advance that I would teach you real politics. The half dose I gave you in Olkalou was just a dress rehearsal. I am preparing the full dose to administer intravenously on 10th August 2027. You will not believe the lethargy. It will be cruel, fast and furious".
Mr 6 Months, your lies and deception can no longer fool the people of Kenya. Not a minute more, ndugu. Yesterday, I called you out for going to cheat my cousins in the Gusii Nation. Even tomorrow, I know the lies you are going to spread. The only thing you are doing is an old script of memorizing names of villages and roads in Kisii and Nyamira. This is an old tired script you used in 2022. What a horrible playbook! In four years, you have done nothing for them. No roads, no water, no electricity, no airport, nothing. ZERO! All you have are more lies and handouts. RiggyG is not a road in Kisii or Nyamira. Rigathi is not a water project. Gachagua is not an airport. The truthful man is not a rural electrification project. I am sorry you have nothing to tell my cousins. Maybe you should re-launch the cancer hospital you have launched five times, two of them in my presence. Leave DCP aspirants alone, or you will get another egg in the face, just like when you tried to con the widow and children of my late brother, Governor Gachagua. I told you in advance that I would teach you real politics. The half dose I gave you in Olkalou was just a dress rehearsal. I am preparing the full dose to administer intravenously on 10th August 2027. You will not believe the lethargy. It will be cruel, fast and furious. We shall apply a double Olkalou template in all 290 constituencies across the country. You will have no escape route to rig the elections, intimidate any public servant, or misuse our police service or any state agency. For your information, they are also waiting for you. Every time they look at their payslips or try to access medical care, they vow to retaliate at the ballot on 10th August 2027. You shall vacate State House in shame and humiliation. That is my promise to you and the country! Adios!
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This is classic government propaganda meant to kill the momentum after Sifuna’s powerful mashinani drive launch. Sifuna is the presidential candidate. Full stop. He already said it plainly: you campaign to be President, not Deputy. Don’t fall for the spin.
Kalonzo Musyoka will lead the opposition ticket as its flagbearer under an emerging power-sharing formula agreed upon by coalition insiders ahead of 2027. Under the proposed arrangement, Jubilee Party leader Fred Matiang'i will be offered the Prime Minister's slot, while Linda Mwananchi presidential candidate Edwin Sifuna has been settled on for the Deputy President slot. The formula is reportedly aimed at accommodating the coalition’s key political figures and balancing regional interests as opposition leaders negotiate the structure of a united front against President William Ruto.
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Hakuna yengs hapa retweeted
Nairobi governor is a race of the least evil. Karauri with zero development record Gakuya with empty brain but full hanging stomach Babu, the goon master Madimples, the incumbent inccubus None inspire confidence.
Ronald Karauri is set to vie for the Nairobi gubernatorial seat on a UDA ticket in the 2027 General Election. Imagine a CEO as a Governor...
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