polemical irrationalist in rehab after i transcended orthodox sarcasm, takhtpalat-er for hire. panopticontemporabyssalopelagicsoluminescence.
rōnin-i-mōmin, qila-i-mubarak
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a triptych heuristic
for an islamicate cosmotechnics;
your plausibility structure on the cyber shall be derived;
from kino edits,
slick fits
and... fictional chicks...?
(ب_ب)
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Many Indian Hindus in the West should reconsider their hostility towards Muslims that led them to bandwagon with the right wing in promoting anti-Muslim sentiment, only to have the right viciously turn on them with virulent anti-Indian racism (the same sort that Muslims have been subject to for *decades*). The BJP-fueled Sanghification was the Indian equivalent of AIPAC, and it has done them *no favours*. This is the result.
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I'm in line at the muhalla biryani spot, waiter asks for 2 plate biryani, daig guy prepares the plates, then asks the waiter ''Ladies k lyay hai?", the waiter says yes, the daig guy then artfully adjusts the boti and aalu in the plates to make them more aesthetically pleasing
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YouTuber Browney was SHOCKED after visiting China’s FAT LOSS PRISON, where overweight people spend at least 30 DAYS doing nothing but trying to LOSE WEIGHT, and ended up dropping 5.2 LBS in just 48 HOURS 😳🔥
For just $400 a month, EVERYTHING is included, from accommodation to three LOW-CALORIE meals a day, with participants required to work out FOUR TIMES DAILY and get WEIGHED every morning and night
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The marriage spectrum:
Traveled too much, so never married: Evliya Çelebi.
Traveled and married, both too much: Ibn Battutta.
Wrote too much but never married: Ibn Taymiyyah and al-Nawawi.
Wrote much and married, but mentioned only his earlier loves: Ibn Hazm.
A rickshaw driver on a rickshaw, but he's knocked out, and inverted. One foot on the streched high, on the seat, the body on the road. On his passenger seat, a biege bust of a mannequin, naked, female. He either stole it, or begged for it, and I don't know what's worse.
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With great sorrow, Al-Anqa Library, which rose from the ashes and soared, is on the verge of closing due to exorbitant operating costs—rent, electricity, water, and internet. I have all hope in you to support the library so that it may continue.
Do not let the phoenix return to the ashes; do not let this place, which serves as a sanctuary for all poets, writers, and readers in Gaza, be closed.
Please help us keep going. Please donate and share the campaign.
chuffed.org/project/200344-e…
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Former USSR people fought against a whole government deciding what we can read/listen/watch and what we can't. We self-printed banned masterpieces. We wrote music onto X-ray polyester. We fought an empire for the freedom of enjoying art, and you think we're gonna dip to corpos?
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Another Russian occupier "invention," and it earned the highest honor there is, getting blown up by a Ukrainian drone.
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🚨الأكثر تداولاً:
مؤثر هندي نشر عنوان منزله طلبًا للهدايا والحلويات بمناسبة أحد الأعياد الشعبية، فانهالت عليه أكثر من 500 طلب بالدفع عند الاستلام.
شملت مكيفات وغسالات وتلفزيونات، ودبابة عسكرية بـ700 مليون روبية، ومع وصول مئات عمال التوصيل هرب من منزله، وتوسل للجميع بالتوقف.
