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satirical⛦pataphysician

@abyssicist

polemical irrationalist in rehab after i transcended orthodox sarcasm, takhtpalat-er for hire. panopticontemporabyssalopelagicsoluminescence.

 rōnin-i-mōmin, qila-i-mubarak
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Joined November 2022
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eru ⚗️@eruphimNov 7
Hero who keeps refusing the Call to Adventure in his life: why do I feel so empty and dull all the time
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@pashadelicsNov 7
When the AI bubble pops and the messianic hype is over, you are all welcome back to the real table of industrialisation—the only long-term cause that matters for the survival and prosperity of nations and civilisation at large.
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⋆｡˚@starloremNov 4
i held my mom in my arms, kissed her forehead and recited the shahadah. she repeated it after me before she took her final breath. a moment i'll carry with me forever.
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@pashadelicsNov 4
Many Indian Hindus in the West should reconsider their hostility towards Muslims that led them to bandwagon with the right wing in promoting anti-Muslim sentiment, only to have the right viciously turn on them with virulent anti-Indian racism (the same sort that Muslims have been subject to for *decades*). The BJP-fueled Sanghification was the Indian equivalent of AIPAC, and it has done them *no favours*. This is the result.
Tranquil_Lad (@sherdil006) profile pictureTranquil_Lad@sherdil006Nov 4
Crazy how vivek is seen as the face of indians, while mamdani is seen as the face of muslims, not indians.
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g h a u r a uncle@ghauraghauraNov 3
I'm in line at the muhalla biryani spot, waiter asks for 2 plate biryani, daig guy prepares the plates, then asks the waiter ''Ladies k lyay hai?", the waiter says yes, the daig guy then artfully adjusts the boti and aalu in the plates to make them more aesthetically pleasing
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@KillaKrewwOct 30
YouTuber Browney was SHOCKED after visiting China’s FAT LOSS PRISON, where overweight people spend at least 30 DAYS doing nothing but trying to LOSE WEIGHT, and ended up dropping 5.2 LBS in just 48 HOURS 😳🔥 For just $400 a month, EVERYTHING is included, from accommodation to three LOW-CALORIE meals a day, with participants required to work out FOUR TIMES DAILY and get WEIGHED every morning and night
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@NafgaardOct 31
The marriage spectrum: Traveled too much, so never married: Evliya Çelebi. Traveled and married, both too much: Ibn Battutta. Wrote too much but never married: Ibn Taymiyyah and al-Nawawi. Wrote much and married, but mentioned only his earlier loves: Ibn Hazm.
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m@chmpgnsoshalistOct 30
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@gdessOct 29
as some wise person on Twitter once said, via Helen DeWitt: "procrastination is how you preserve the fantasy of your potential"
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@graveairOct 28
Just remembered that Floch stood his ground alone against 3 titans and Mikasa
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Omar Hamad | عُـمَـرْ 𓂆
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With great sorrow, Al-Anqa Library, which rose from the ashes and soared, is on the verge of closing due to exorbitant operating costs—rent, electricity, water, and internet. I have all hope in you to support the library so that it may continue. Do not let the phoenix return to the ashes; do not let this place, which serves as a sanctuary for all poets, writers, and readers in Gaza, be closed. Please help us keep going. Please donate and share the campaign. chuffed.org/project/200344-e…
Emergency Appeal: Save The Phoenix Library in Gaza.. Keep the Sanctuary of Reading and Hope Alive

Emergency Appeal: Save The Phoenix Library in Gaza.. Keep the Sanctuary of Reading and Hope Alive

After the dream became reality, and after a long journey of exhaustion, effort, risks, and challenges that we faced and lived through in all their bitterness, we established the Phoenix Library from...

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Aelen@aelen_altriaOct 22
Former USSR people fought against a whole government deciding what we can read/listen/watch and what we can't. We self-printed banned masterpieces. We wrote music onto X-ray polyester. We fought an empire for the freedom of enjoying art, and you think we're gonna dip to corpos?
Andrey (@zbogus77) profile pictureAndrey@zbogus77Oct 21
Russians everytime the Japanese start talking about pirating:
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@wartranslatedOct 18
Another Russian occupier "invention," and it earned the highest honor there is, getting blown up by a Ukrainian drone.
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Shiloh 💫@Shy_loowOct 18
The moment he discovered that light is both a wave and a particle. He'll make a fine quantum physicist.
gal౨ৎ (@prtygal777) profile picturegal౨ৎ
@prtygal777Oct 18
such a precious moment
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なごみ@Nagomi_inyOct 17
三島由紀夫の演説全部言ってみた！
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@nnnnnnxoxOct 15
Her hat is a singular act of genius
rebekah (@rebekah_e_s) profile picturerebekah@rebekah_e_sOct 15
it is heartening to know ap european history student humor is alive and well
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@QioHubOct 15
🚨الأكثر تداولاً: مؤثر هندي نشر عنوان منزله طلبًا للهدايا والحلويات بمناسبة أحد الأعياد الشعبية، فانهالت عليه أكثر من 500 طلب بالدفع عند الاستلام. شملت مكيفات وغسالات وتلفزيونات، ودبابة عسكرية بـ700 مليون روبية، ومع وصول مئات عمال التوصيل هرب من منزله، وتوسل للجميع بالتوقف.
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狠话太逼真@shitimtiredx1Oct 14
你是妓女我就攒钱买你，你是母狗我就收养你，你是婊子我就爱你，你是泼妇我就和你一起发疯，你是贱货我就和你一起下坠，你是穷人我就和你一起要饭，没关系你是什么样我都爱你，只要是你就好
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Abdulaziz Mohammed@abdazizmo7amdOct 14
The work that never ends
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#BabyMufflerMan Avi : )@Humhongekamyab1Oct 12
ये आज के #GenZ बिंदास हैं। इनसे पंगा लेकर सरकार ने अपना बेड़ा गर्क कर लिया है 😂
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@MaqamatCultureOct 12
Ibn Masawayh, a 9th-century physician complaining about the caliph's unwarranted meddling in his business because he wouldn't let him dissect his son alive to get to the bottom of what exactly made him that stupid.
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