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Not a French lawyer.

Joined September 2008
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Not enough $$$$$$, sorry.
A 59-year-old CEO worth $100 million spent over $1,000,000 on a 26-year-old model in just 5 months. Then he found her OnlyFans. Stephen Cloobeck. Chairman and CEO of Diamond Resorts. Made his fortune in timeshares. Even appeared on Undercover Boss. She says every trip to Chanel cost him over $100,000. At a single time. He wanted to marry her. Then this: "My children were in the home, and my employees... she was shooting porn in the bathrooms and putting it on OnlyFans." His mansion. His private jet. Used as backdrops. His explanation? "We had a security failure. Our security folks did not unlock the pages on OnlyFans." But this is the part nobody expects: She says he knew everything from the beginning. "Every day he would tell me how much he made on stocks and he would ask me how much I made on OnlyFans." She says he let her use his private plane to shoot nude content. And called his neighbor to come watch her naked photo shoot on a horse. "He actually loved it." He calls it fictitious. "She's reckless. She's a menace. She's a con." Now he wants every gift back. Over $1M. Her lawyer says he'll keep suing her until she goes broke. He says if she returns them, he'll donate everything to charity. $100 million, a whole security team... and nobody opened her OnlyFans? Who's really the victim here?
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The people of Colorado's 4th District elected me to work hard for them, and that work begins even before I'm sworn in. This is the first step toward eliminating corruption in our government.
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Sure we will starve and live without heat so you guys can steal more of our money 😡
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금요일 오후 3시 피크타임에 시스템 업그레이드 강행했다가 뚝배기 깨진 미국 교통부 근황 🤡🇺🇸 기자가 "비행기 제일 많이 뜨는 금요일 오후 3시에 굳이 업그레이드를 했어야 했냐, 차라리 비행기 적은 토요일 자정에 하지 그랬냐"고 팩트 폭격 날림 ㅋㅋ 이에 션 더피(Sean Duffy) 미국 교통부 장관 답변: "앞으로 이 작업 언제 할지 재검토하겠다" 😇 • IT 업계 국룰: 금요일 오후 배포 금지(No Deploy Friday)는 개발자들도 목숨 걸고 지키는 불문율임 • 근데 국가 항공 시스템을 비행기 줄 서서 이륙하는 금요일 대낮 3시에 건드렸다가 대참사 터짐 🤯 • 토요일 새벽 0시처럼 트래픽 텅텅 비었을 때 할 생각을 이제야 "재검토하겠다"고 시인함 🤣 결론: 전 세계 최고 선진국이라는 미국 공무원들도 '금요일 오후 패치'의 유혹은 못 참았다가 실시간으로 대참사 찍음. 항공주 투자자들만 피눈물 나는 중 ✈️📉 ⚠️ 특정 종목 매수·매도 추천이나 투자자문 아님 / Not Financial Advice
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You cannot ask “what network are you from” when the network YOU came from was fucking MTV
SEAN DUFFY: How many times does this have to happen before congress gives the money to fix it? NBC REPORTER: You’ve been in office almost two years now, Republicans controlled both chambers of congress & still do. DUFFY: What your network are you from?
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Doesn’t get much lower than Jesse Watters.
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show. FP: That’s not true AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
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Van Hollen!
IF YOU HAD A VOTE... Now that Chris Van Hollen has announced that he will run for Majority Leader, Senators are quickly choosing sides. If you were in the Senate, who would you vote for? A) Chuck Schumer B) Chris Van Hollen Your Thoughts?
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What, and I mean, WHAT the absolute F*CK?
Let me tell you about Sean Duffy. This is a true story…
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Quite bizarre that she's a member of Congress. Thank God she'll be gone!
Ladies and gentlemen, the party that wants to make English the official language.
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Van Hollen
One of these men will likely be the next Senate majority leader. Who do you prefer — Chuck Schumer or Chris Van Hollen?
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Replying to @atrupar
🤦🏻‍♂️ There is no reason to ask a reporter about their network; doing so merely prepares the ground for attacks and name-calling, a pattern Trump employs every time! • June: Duffy handed the company behind Al system that caused yesterday’s groundstop a $1 BILLION contract. 3 months AFTER they donated to his son-in-law, Mike Alphonso’s congressional campaign for Duffy's old seat • June 22: PRNewswire/ - ASI, the American aerospace and defense Al company whose technology already powers live operations with major US Airlines and the U.S. Air Force, today announced it has been awarded a 12-year, $875 Million software and Al contract by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to deploy the Flow Management Data & Services (FMDS) and Strategic Management of Airspace, Routing, and Trajectories (SMART) programs • Nov 4th Sean Duffy's son-in-law Michael Alfonso wins Wisconsin seat to become youngest House member • Nov. 12: Trump's FAA launches a new Al-based air traffic control system • Nov. 13: The FAA announces a nationwide ground stop for only the second time since 9/11, citing significant air traffic control issues
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This is your reminder that Donald Trump fired a bunch of people who work for the FAA
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Replying to @atrupar
F*ck Trump! And his MAGA administration. They are all fucking morons... A made-up scare tactic to ask for more money and reallocate it to fund their fucking war! And Market manipulation! How fucking convenient, right, Sean Duffy?
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Replying to @atrupar
"I have no idea what they're talking about. I don't even know these people."
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Well, THAT’S laughable.
Replying to @atrupar
The shamelessness of Pete Buttigieg is unbelievable. After making a smug joke at a Democratic conference about hanging out at the hotel bar to "rebook flights" for stranded travelers, Buttigieg suddenly found a podium to bash the Trump administration over the FAA outage. Where was that energy when he spent 4 years prioritizing DEI, ESG, and a stalled $2.4B Verizon contract, leaving our skies stuck on L3Harris’s 1980s copper wires even after his own 2023 nationwide ground stop? Sean Duffy is at the podium taking the heat and bringing in AT&T to fix the mess Pete left behind. A Buttigieg presidency would be a 4th Obama term of pure arrogance and failure. 🇺🇸📉
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It is bizarre. It is weird. It is not her normal voice.
Replying to @0xLouvr
What’s your obsession with the tonal pitch of her voice?
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I just want a reporter to ask them: what the fuck did they do with this money?
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Replying to @atrupar
The country has been waiting for this question almost 2 years while we watched these morons talk exclusively to Fox News and blame everything on Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg.
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Duffy forgot that Republicans stole $4 trillion for phony billionaire tax cuts. 🤡
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why is NO one in the Administration every accountable? they all act like arrogant pricks to reporters who are just doing their job
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